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Tuning: G C E A
GAnd if your heart stops beating DI'll be here wondering Did you gEmet what you deseCrve? The ending of your lGife and if you get to heaven DI'll be here waiting, babe Did you gEmet what you deserve? C The end, and if yourAm life wont wait Then your Cheart can't Dtake this
HGave you heard the newsD that you're dead? NoC one ever had much nice to say I thinkD they never liked youD7 anyway OGh take me from the hoDspital bed WouldCn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned. And woDuldn't it be great If Dsus2we were deaGd? Ohh dGead.
GTongue-tied and oh so squeamish DYou never fell in love Did yEmou get what you deservCe?
The ending of your Glife And if you get Gto heaven I'll Dbe here waiting, babe Did yEmou get what you desCerve? The end, and if your lifeAm won't wait Then yourC heart can't Dtake this
HGave you heard the Dnews that you're dead? NoC one ever had much nice to say I thinkD they never likeD7d you anyway OGh take me from the hoDspital bed WouldCn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? And wouldnD't it be great If Dsus2we were dead?
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AAmnd in my honest observCation During this opAmeration Found a complicatCion Gin your heartD So long, 'cause nAmow you've goCt -now youG've got- D Maybe justEm 2 weeks to live Is that the moEmst the both of you can giveD?
Interlude: G D Em C One, two, one two three four!
Gla la la la la! Dla la la la la la! lCa la la la la lDa la! Well come on, lGa la la la la! lDa la la la la la! la Cla la la la la Dla! Oh motherxxxxer, If liGfe ain't just a joke -la la la la la!- ThDen why are we laughing? -la la la la la la!- If liCfe ain't just a joke -la la la la la!- Then why aDre we laughing? If life ain'tG just a joke -la la la la la!- Then whyD are we laughing? -la la la laC la la!- If life ain't just a jokDe -la la la la la!- Then why am I deadG? GDEAD!