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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro]
G5 F#5
G5
G F#m7 B7 Em C
[Verse 1]
GAnd if your heart stops beating,
F#m7I'll be here B7wondering "Did you
Emget what you deseCrve"? The ending of your
Glife. And if you get to heaven,
F#m7I'll be here B7waiting, babe. Did you
Emget what you deseCrve? The End. And if your
[Pre-Chorus]
Amlife wont wait, Than your
Cheart can't Dtake this.
[Chorus]
GHave you heard the
B7News that you're dead?
C6No one ever had much Cnice to say. I
B/D#think they never liked you D#dimanyway. Oh
Gtake me from the
B7hospital bed.
C6Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exCactly what you planned. And
B/D#wouldn't it be great if D#dimwe were dead?
G5Oh dead.
[Verse 2]
GmTongue-tied and oh so squeamish.
D/F#You never D/Bfell in love. Did you
Emget what you deseCdimrve? The ending of your
Gmlife. And if you get to heaven,
D/F#I'll be here D/Bwaiting, babe. Did you
Emget what you deseD7/Crve? The End. And if your
[Pre-Chorus]
Amlife wont wait, Than your
Cheart can't Dtake this.
[Chorus]
GHave you heard the
B7News that you're dead?
C6No one ever had much Cnice to say. I
B/D#think they never liked you D#dimanyway. Oh
Gtake me from the
B7hospital bed.
C6Wouldn't it be grand? To take a Cpistol by the hand. And
B/D#wouldn't it be great if D#dimwe were dead?
[Bridge]
AmAnd in my honest observation
G DuF#7ring this opBm6eration, found a
D#dim7c o m p l i F#dim7c a t i o n Emin your hD7eart. So
Cmaj7long. 'CBm7ause now yoAm7u've got (now yoGu've got). Maybe
F#just 2 weeks to live. Is that the
Bmost the both of you can give?
[Solo]
G B7 Em C D#dim
[Outro]
One, two, one two three four!
GLA LA LA LA LA! LA
BmLA LA LA LA LA! LA
CLA LA LA LA LA LA!D Well come on!
GLA LA LA LA LA! LA
BmLA LA LA LA LA! LA
CLA LA LA LA LA LA!D Oh, motherfucker!
GIf life ain't just a joke, (LA LA LA LA LA LA)
BmThen why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA)
CIf life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA)
DThen why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA)
GIf life ain't just a joke, (LA LA LA LA LA LA)
BmThen why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA)
CIf life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA)
DThen why am I dead?
G5
DEAD!