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Tuning: E A D G B E
D9 is: XX0242 All the other chords should be pretty straightforward. [Intro] G G G G G G G F# G G G G G Yeah! [Verse 1]
GAnd if your heart stops beating BmI'll be here wondering Did you Emget what you deserveC? The ending of your Glife
And if you get to heaven
BmI'll be here waiting, babe Did you Emget what you deservCe? The end, and if your A7life won't wait Then your Cheart can't Dtake this
[Chorus]
GHave you heard the Bmnews that you're dead? CNo one ever had much nice to say I D9think they never liked you Danyway Oh, Gtake me from the Bmhospital bed CWouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned And D9wouldn't it be great if Dwe were Gdead? Oh, dead
[Verse 2]
GTongue-tied and oh, so squeamish BmYou never fell in love Did you Emget what you deserveC? The ending of your Glife
And if you get to heaven
BmI'll be here waiting, babe Did you Emget what you deserveC? The end, and if your A7life won't wait Then your Cheart can't Dtake this
[Chorus]
GHave you heard the Bmnews that you're dead? CNo one ever had much nice to say I D9think they never liked you Danyway Oh, Gtake me from the Bmhospital bed CWouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? And D9wouldn't it be great if Dwe were Amdead?
[Bridge]
And in my honest obserGvation During this opeEmration Found a Dcomplication Bmin your heart So long,C 'cause now you've Ggot Maybe Bmjust two weeks to live Is that the Dmost the both of you can give?
[I skip the solo and the "lala" section because it just doesn't work well on solo acoustic.] G Bm C D [Outro]
If Glife ain't just a Bmjoke Then why are we lauCghing?D If Glife ain't just a Bmjoke Then why are we Claughing?D If Glife ain't just a Bmjoke Then why are we Claughing?D If Glife ain't just a Bmjoke Then why are we Claughing?D And why am I Gdead?