Tangerine Kitty - Dumb ways to die

Set ^Cfire ^Csusto your ^Chair ^Csus Poke a ^Cstick at a^Csus grizzly ^Cbear ^Csus Eat ^Cmedic^Csusines that’s o^Cut of^Csus date Use your ^Cprivate ^Csusparts as ^Cpiranha ^Csusbait

^CDumb ^Gways to ^Amdie, ^Em So ^Fmany ^D7dumb ways to ^Gdie. ^{F C}Dumb ^Gways to ^Amdi-hi-hie^Em, So ^Fmany dumb ^Gways to ^Cdie ^{Csus C Csus}

Get your ^Ctoast out^Csus with a f^Cork ^Csus Do your ^Cown el^Csusectrical ^Cwork ^{Csus C}Teach yours^Csuself how to ^Cfly ^Csus Eat a ^Ctwo week ^Csusold unref^Crigerated ^Csuspie

^CDumb ^Gways ^Amto die,^Em So ^Fmany dumb ^D7ways to ^Gdie. ^{F C}Dumb ^Gways to ^Amdi-hi-^Emhie, So ^Fmany dumb w^Gays to ^Cdie ^{Csus C Csus}

Invite a ^Cpsycho-^Csuskiller ins^Cide ^Csus Scratch your ^Cdrug dealer’s^Csus brand new ^Cride ^Csus Take your ^Chelmet of^Csusf in ^Couter ^Csusspace Use your ^Cclothes drye^Csusr as a ^Chiding p^Csuslace

^CDumb ^Gways to ^Amdie, ^Em So ^Fmany dumb ^D7ways to ^Gdie.^{F C}Dumb ^Gways to ^Amdi-hi-^Emhie, So ^Fmany dumb ^Gways to ^Cdie.

Keep a ^Crattle^Csussnake as ^Cpet ^Csus Sell ^Cboth your^Csus kidneys on the ^Cinternet ^{Csus C}Eat a ^Csustube of ^Csuper^Csusglue “I w^Conder,^Csus what’s this red ^Cbutton ^Csusdo?”

^CDumb ^Gways ^Amto die,^Em So ^Fmany dumb ^D7ways to ^Gdie. ^{F C}Dumb ^Gways to ^Amdi-hi-^Emhie, So ^Fmany dumb w^Gays to ^Cdie.

^FDress up ^Glike a ^Cmoose during^Fmaj7 hunting ^Fseason^{G F}Disturb a ^Gnest of ^Cwasps for ^Fmaj7no good ^Freason ^GStand on the edge of a ^Amtrain station platform ^GDrive around the boom gates at a ^Amrailroad crossing ^GRun across the tracks between the ^Amplatforms They ^Fmay not rhyme but they’re q^Guite possibly ^CDumbest ^Gways to ^Amdie ^{Em C}Dumbest ^Gways to ^Amdie ^{Em C}Dumbest ^Gways to ^Amdi-hi-h^Emie, ^FSo many dumb ^FmSo many dumb ways to ^Cdie