Tuning:

C F x2 Verse:

Set ^Cfire ^Fto your ^Chair^F Poke a ^Cstick at a ^Fgrizzly ^Cbear^F Eat ^Cmedicine^Fs that's ^Cout of ^Fdate Use your ^Cprivate ^Fparts as ^Cpiranha ^Fbait

Chorus:

^CDumb ^Gways to d^Amie ^Em So ^Fmany dumb ^D7ways to die^G ^F ^CDumb ^Gways to d^Amie ^Em So ^Fmany dumb ^Gways to d^Cie

Verse: Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie Chorus:

^CDumb ^Gways to d^Amie ^Em So ^Fmany dumb ^D7ways to die^G ^F ^CDumb ^Gways to d^Amie ^Em So ^Fmany dumb ^Gways to d^Cie

Verse: Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place Chorus:

^CDumb ^Gways to d^Amie ^Em So ^Fmany dumb ^D7ways to die^G ^F ^CDumb ^Gways to d^Amie ^Em So ^Fmany dumb ^Gways to d^Cie

Verse: Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both the kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue "I wonder what's this red button do?" Chorus:

^CDumb ^Gways to d^Amie ^Em So ^Fmany dumb ^D7ways to die^G ^F ^CDumb ^Gways to d^Amie ^Em So ^Fmany dumb ^Gways to d^Cie

Bridge:

^AmDress up ^Glike a ^Cmoose during ^Emhunting ^Fseason ^G Dis^Fturbed a ^Gnest of w^Casps for ^Emno good ^Freason ^GStand on the edge of a ^Amtrain station platform ^GDrive around the boom gates at a ^Amrailroad crossing ^GRun across the tracks between the ^Amplatforms ^FThey may not rhyme but they ^Gquite possibly

End Chorus:

^CDumbest ^Gways to ^Amdie ^Em ^CDumbest ^Gways to d^Amie ^Em ^CDumb ^Gways to ^Amdie ^Em So ^Fmany dumb So ^Fmmany dumb ways to ^Cdie

Tangerine Kitty - Dumb ways to die