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Dumb Ways To Die **************** C F e-----------0-----------1------| B-----------1-----------1------| G---------0---0-------2---2----| (Repeat throughout the verses) D------------------3-----------| A------3-----------------------| E------------------------------| Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait CHORUS
CDumb Emways to Amdie C So Fmany dumb Dways to Gdie F CDumb Emways to Amdie Em So Fmany dumb Gways to dCie
Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie CHORUS Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place CHORUS Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue 'I wonder what's this red button do' CHORUS
FDress up Glike a Cmoose duringFmaj7 hunting seFason G DisFturb a neGst of wasCps for Fmaj7no good reaFson GStand on the edge of a Amtrain station platform GDrive around the boom gates at a Amlevel crossing GRun across the tracks between the Amplatforms G FThey may not rhyme but they Gquite possibly
The CdumbestEm ways toAm die Em The CdumbestEm ways toAm die Em The CdumbestEm ways toAm die.Em.. So Fmany dumb So Fmany dumb Gways to dCie
>Might not be accurate, but works for me ^.^' >Transcribed by Lusi (lusimail[at]gmail[dot]com)