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Dumb Ways to Die – Tangerine Kitty
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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
CHORUS
DuCmb wC/Bays toAm die Em
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So many dumb ways to die
DuCmb wC/Bays toAm die Em
So maFny dumb Gways to die
END OF CHORUS
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
CHORUS
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in out of space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
CHORUS
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
(Pause)
'I wonder what this red button will do' (Dont Play on this line)
CHORUS
FDress upG like a Cmoose duAmring hunFting sGeason
CDisturbeAmd a nestF of waspGs for noC good reason
FStand on the Gedge of a trainC station Amplatform
FDrive around Gthe boom gates Cat a leveAml crossing
FRun across thGe tracks betweeCn the plaAmtforms
FThey may not Grhyme but they Cquite posFsibly
ENDING CHORUS
The dCumbest wGays to Amdie
The dFumbest Gways to dAmie
CDumbestG ways to Amdie
FSo many dumb
GSo many dumb ways to dCie