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Tuning: E A D G B E
Dumb Ways To Die **************** [Verse] C F e|-----------0-----------1------| B|-----------1-----------1------| G|---------0-----------2--------| (Repeat throughout the verses) D|----------------0h3-----------| A|----0h3-----------------------| E|------------------------------| Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait [Chorus]
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie Em So Fmany dumb Dways to Gdie F CDumb C/Bways to Amdie Em So Fmany dumb Gways to dCie
[Verse] Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie [Chorus]
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie Em So Fmany dumb Dways to Gdie F CDumb C/Bways to Amdie Em So Fmany dumb Gways to dCie
[Verse] Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place [Chorus]
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie Em So Fmany dumb Dways to Gdie F CDumb C/Bways to Amdie Em So Fmany dumb Gways to dCie
[Verse] Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue 'I wonder what's this red button do' [Chorus]
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie Em So Fmany dumb Dways to Gdie F CDumb C/Bways to Amdie Em So Fmany dumb Gways to dCie
[Bridge]
AmDress up liGke a moCose during huFmaj7nting seFason G DisAmturb a neGst of wasCps for nFmaj7o good reFason GStand on the edge of a traAmin station platform GDrive around the boom gates at a Amlevel crossing GRun across the tracks between the plAmatforms G They Fmay not rhyme but they're quGite possibly
[Outro]
The Cdumbest wC/Bays to diAme Em The Cdumbest wC/Bays to diAme Em The Cdumbest wC/Bays to diAme... Em So maFny dumb So Gmany dumb ways to Cdie
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