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[Intro] C Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 e|---------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------| B|----------1----------1-----|--------1----------1-----|--------1----------1-----|--------1----------1-----| G|----------0----------2-----|--------0----------2-----|--------0----------2-----|--------0----------2-----| D|-------2-----0h3--3-----0--|-----2-----0h3--3-----0--|-----2-----0h3--3-----0--|-----2-----0h3--3-----0--| A|--0h3----------------------|--3----------------------|--3----------------------|--3----------------------| E|---------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------| [Verse]
Set Cfire Fmaj7to your Chair Fmaj7 Poke a CstickFmaj7 at a grCizzlyFmaj7 bear Eat CmedicFmaj7ines thaCt’s oFmaj7ut of date Use Cyour Fmaj7private CpartsFmaj7 as piranha bait
[Chorus]
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie So Fmany dumb ways to Gdie CDumb C/Bways to Amdi-ie-Gie So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie
[Intro] C Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 [Verse]
Get Cyour Fmaj7toast ouCt witFmaj7h a fork Do Cyour Fmaj7own elecCtricaFmaj7l work Teach CyoursFmaj7elf how Cto flFmaj7y Eat a Ctwo wFmaj7eek old CunrefFmaj7rigerated pie
[Chorus]
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie So Fmany dumb ways to Gdie CDumb C/Bways to Amdi-ie-Gie So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie
[Verse]
Invite a CpsychFmaj7o-killerC insiFmaj7de Scratch your Cdrug Fmaj7dealer’sC branFmaj7d new ride Take your ChelmeFmaj7t off inC outeFmaj7r space Use your CclothFmaj7es dryerC as aFmaj7 hiding place
[Chorus]
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie So Fmany dumb ways to Gdie CDumb C/Bways to Amdi-ie-Gie So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie
[Verse]
Keep a CrattlFmaj7esnake aCs petFmaj7 Sell Cboth Fmaj7the kidnCeys oFmaj7n the internet CEat aFmaj7 tube of CsuperFmaj7glue C “I wonder what’s this red button do?”
[Chorus]
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie So Fmany dumb ways to Gdie CDumb C/Bways to Amdi-ie-Gie.. So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie
[Bridge]
FDress up C/Blike a Cmoose during Emhunting Fseason G FDisturb a C/Bnest of Cwasps for Emno good Freason GStand on the edge of a Amtrain station platform EmDrive around the boom gates at a Flevel crossing GRun across the tracks between the Amplatforms Em They Fmay not rhyme but they’re Gquite possibly
[Coda]
CDumbest C/Bways to Amdie CDumbest C/Bways to Amdie CDumbest C/Bways to Amdie-ie-Gie So Fmany dumb So Gmany dumb ways to Cdie..
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