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[Verse 1]
Ei am hanging in the Bbathroom at the Abiggest party Bof the C#mfall i could Estay right here or Bdisappear and Anobody'd even Bnotice at aEll
Ei'm a creeper in a Bbathroom cause my Abuddy kinda Bleft me C#malone but i'd Erather fake pee than stand Bawkwardly or Apretend to check a Btext on my Ephone
[Pre-Chorus 1]
AbmEverything felt fine when i was half of a Bpair and through no fAbmault of mine there's no other half Athere B
[Chorus 1]
Now I'm just MEichael in the Bbathroom AMichael in the Bbathroom at a Eparty Forget how lAong its Bbeen I'm just EMichael in the Bbathroom AMichael in the Bbathroom at a C#mparty No, you Acan't come Bin I'm Awaiting it out 'til it's Btime to leave and C#mpicking at grout while I F#softly grieve I'm just EMichael who you Bdon't know C#mMichael flying F#solo AMichael in the Bbathroom by hiEmself EAll bBy himAself B E B A B
[Verse 2]
EI am hiding, but he's Bout there Just ignAoring all our BhistorC#my Memories Eget erased and I'll gBet replaced With a nAewer, cooler vBersion of Eme
[Pre-Chorus 2]
AbmAnd I hear a drunk girl Singing along to Whitney through the dBoor (I wanna dance with somebody!) And my Abmfeelings sink cuz it makes me think Now there's Ano one to make fun of drunk girls Bwith anymore
[Chorus 2]
Now its just EMichael in theB bathroom AMichael in the Bbathroom at a Eparty I half regAret the Bbeers I'm just EMichael in the Bbathroom AMichael in the Bbathroom at a C#mparty As I choke bAack the Btears I'll wait as Along as I need til my Bface is dry Or I'll just C#mblame it on weed or something F#in my eye I'm just EMichael who you Bdon't know C#mMichael flying F#solo AMichael in the Bbathroom by hiEmself E B A B E B A B
[Bridge]
EKnock, Eknock, Eknock, Eknock AThey're gonna Bstart to shout soon EKnock, Eknock, Eknock, Eknock AAh hell yeah I'll be Bout soon FKnock, Fknock, Fknock, Fknock BbIt sucks he lCeft me here alone FKnock, Fknock, Fknock, Fknock BbHere in this Cteenage battlezone GClang, Gclang, Gclang, Gclang CI feel the Dpressure blowing up GBang, Gbang, Gbang, Gbang CMy big mistDake was showing up AbSplash, Absplash, Absplash, Absplash C#I throw some Ebwater in my C#mface And I am in a better F#place I go to open up the Adoor But I can't hear knockBing AnymEore E B A B E B A B
[Pre-Chorus 3]
And I can't Abmhelp but yearn For a different Btime And then I lAbmook in the mirror and the present is clear And there's Ano denying BI'm just
[Chorus 2] E B ......
A...............B.........At a Eparty Is there a Asadder sBight E B

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AMichael in the Bbathroom at a C#mparty This is a Aheinous Bnight I wish I Astayed at home in bed watching Bcable porn Or wish I C#moffed myself instead wish I was F#never born I'm just EMichael who's a Bloner So C#mhe must be a F#stoner ERides a PT CruisBer C#mGod he's suchF# a loser EMichael flying sBolo C#mWho you thinkF# that you know AMichael in the Bbathroom by hiEmself EAll bBy himAself B E B A B EAll bBy himAself B E B A B EAll you know aBbout me C#mis my F#name AAwesome party BI'm so glad I came E E E