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I am Amhanging in the Embathroom at the Ambiggest party of the Emfall I could Fstay right here or Amdisappear, and Cnobody'd even Amnotice at all
I'm a cAmreeper in a Embathroom 'cause myAm buddy kinda left me Emalone But I'd Frather fake pee than standAm awkwardly, or pCretend to check a text on my Amphone
FEverything felt fine Emwhen I was half of a Cpair Now through no Ffault of mine, Emthere's no other half tChere
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Now I'm just FMichael in the bathroom,Am Michael in the bathroom, at a Cparty AmForget how long it's been I'm just FMichael in the bathroom, AmMichael in the bathroom at a Cparty AmNo you can't come in! CI'm waiting it out 'til it's Emtime to leave CAnd picking at grout as I Fsoftly grieve I'm justC Michael who you Amdon't know, CMichael flyin' solo, FMichael in the bathroom by himself Oh, by himsCelf
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I am hiAmding, but he's Emout there, just Amignoring all ourEm history Memories Fget erased, and I'llAm get replaced, with a Cnewer, cooler version of mAme And I hAmear a drunk girl sing Emalong to AmWhitney through the Emdoor - AmI wanna dance with somebody! And my Ffeelings sink, 'cause itAm makes me think: now there'sC no one to make fun ofAm drunk girls with anymore!
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Now it's just FMichael in the Ambathroom, MCichael in the bathroom at a party AmI half regret the beers FMichael in the bathroom, Michael in the Ambathroom at a Cparty AmAs I choke back the tears CI'll wait as long as I need, until my Fface is dry Or I'll justC blame it on weed, or something Fin my eye! I'm just CMichael who you don't know, AmMichael flyin' solo CMichael in the bathroom by Fhimself!
[Bridge]
AmKnock, kAmnock, knoAmck, knocAmk CThey're gonna start to shout soon AmKnock, kAmnock, knoAmck, knocAmk COh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
AKnock, Aknock, Aknock, Aknock FIt sucks you left me here alone- AKnock, Aknock, Aknock, Aknock FHere in this teenage battle zone-
EClang, Eclang, Eclang, Eclang FI feel the pressure blowing up- EBang, Ebang, Ebang, Ebang FMy big mistake was showing up-
AmSplash, sAmplash, splAmash, spAmlash F Em * I throw some water in my face F * And I am in a better place Em * I go to open up the door But I can't hear knocking FAnymore
And I can't Amhelp but Emyearn For a Cdifferent Amtime And then I Clook in the Ammirror And the Cpresent is Amclearer And there's no Fdenying, CI'm just-
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CAt a party AmIs there a sadder sight than- *FhumAms* FMichael in theAm bathroom at a Cparty
[Verse]
This is aAm heinous night I wish I Fstayed at home in bed watching Ccable porn Or wish I Amoffed myself instead Wish I was Cnever born! I'm just MAmichael who's a Floner So Amhe must be a sCtoner AmRides a PT FCruiser AmGod he's such a Closer AmMichael flyin' Fsolo AmWho you think that yCou know AmMichael in the Fbathroom by Chimself COh, by himFself COh, by hiFmself CAll you kFnow about me is my name CAwesome pFarty CI'm so Fglad I camCe