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Tuning: G C E A
These chords are based off a cover done by Ukulili who does great stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0RXtyTt_iw&t=93s They had the chords in the description and I just put it into a more compact form. Chords with different fingerings than normal gCEA A9* :4454 Abm :4342 C* :5433 C#* :6544 D* :7655 G#7 :1323 [Verse 1]
I am hA9anging Bin the A9bathroom BAt the A9biggest party Bof the C#mfall I could A9stay right Bhere oA9r disapBpear And noA9body'd even Bnotice at all
A9 B x2
I'm a A9creeper Bin a A9bathroom 'BCause my A9buddy kinda Bleft me C#malone But I'd A9rather fake Bpee than A9stand awkwardBly Or preA9tend to check a Btext on my Ephone
[Pre-Chorus]
EveryAbmthing felt fine When I was half of a Bpair For no Abmfault of mine There's no other half AtheB7re
[Chorus] Now I'm just
EMichael in the Bbathroom C#mMichael in the A9bathroom at a Eparty Forget how A9*long it's Bbeen
I'm just
EMichael in the Bbathroom C#mMichael in the A9bathroom at a Abmparty
No you can't come in
I'm Awaiting it out 'til it's Btime to leave And C#mpicking at grout as I F#7softly grieve I'm just EMichael who you G#7don't know C#mMichael flying F#7solo A9Michael in the Bbathroom by himself
A9 B x4 (All by himself) [Verse 2]
I am A9hiding Bbut he's A9out there BJust igA9noring all our BhistorC#my Memories A9get erBased And I'll A9get repBlaced With a A9newer cooler Bversion of Eme
[Pre-Chorus]
And I Abmhear a drunk girl Sing along to Whitney through the Bdoor
"I wanna dance with somebody"
And my feelings Abmsink 'Cause it makes me think Now there's Ano one to make fun of drunk girls B7with anymore
[Chorus] Now it's just
EMichael in the Bbathroom C#mMichael in the A9bathroom at a Eparty I half reA9*gret the bBeers EMichael in the Bbathroom C#mMichael in the A9bathroom at a Abmparty
As I choke back the tears
AI'll wait as long as I need 'til my Bface is dry Or I'll just C#mblame it on weed Or something F#7in my eye I'm just EMichael who you G#7don't know C#mMichael flying F#7solo A9Michael in the bathroom by Bhimself
[Bridge]
A9Knock knock Bknock knock A9They're gonna Bstart to shout soon A9Knock knock Bknock knock A9Oh hell yeah BI'll be out soon BbKnock knock C*knock knock BbIt sucks he C*left me here alone BbKnock knock C*knock knock BbHere in this C*teenage battlezone C*Clang clang D*clang clang C*I feel the D*pressure blowing up C*Bang bang D*bang bang C*My big mistake was D*showing up C#*Splash splash D#*splash splash I throw some water in my C#mface And I am in a better F#7place I go to open up the A9door But I can't hear Bknocking anymore
A9 B x2 [Pre-Chorus]
And I can't Abmhelp but yearn For a different Btime And then I Abmlook in the mirror
And the present is clearer
And there's Ano denying B7I'm just
[Chorus]
E*sBniC#mffs*A9 At a Eparty Is there a A9*sadder Bsight than EHmhmm hm hm Bhmhmmm C#mMichael in the A9bathroom at a Abmparty
This is a heinous night
I wish I Astayed at home in bed watching Bcable porn Or I'd C#moffed myself instead Wish I was F#7never born I'm just EMichael who's a lG#7oner So hC#me must be a F#7stoner ERides a PT G#7cruiser C#mGod he's such a F#7loser EMichael flying G#7solo C#mWho you think that F#7you know A9Michael in the Bbathroom by A9himself B A9 BAll by himA9self B A9 BAll by himA9self B A9 B
[Outro]
A9All you know aBbout me A9is my Bname F#mAwesome party BI'm so glad I Ecame