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Tuning: G C E A
basically the chords from this: https://youtu.be/s0RXtyTt_iw |* strum once A9: 2102 B: 4322 C#m: 6444 E: 4442 Abm: 4342 B7: 2322 F#7: 3424 Ab: 1323 Bb: 1123 C: 5433 D: 7655 C#: 6544 D#: 8766 F#m: 2120 [Intro] A9 B A9 B A9 B A9 B [Verse]
I am A9hanging Bin the A9bathroom BAt the bA9iggest party of Bthe faC#mll I could A9stay right Bhere or A9disappear BAnd nobodyA9'd even notiBce at all A9 B A9 B
I'm aA9 creeperB in a A9bathroom B'Cause my A9buddy kinda Bleft me alC#mone But I'd A9rather fakeB pee than stA9and awkwardlBy Or pA9retend to check a Btext on my Ephone
EverytAbm*hing felt fine When I was half of a B*pair For no Abm*fault of mine There's no other half A*thereB7*
[Chorus] Now I'm just
EMichael in Bthe bathroom C#mMichael in the A9bathroom at aE party Forget how A9long it's bBeen
I'm just
EMichael in the Bbathroom C#mMichael in the A9bathroom at a Eparty No you Abmcan't come in I'm Awaiting it out 'til it's Btime to leave And C#mpicking at grout as I F#7softly grieve I'm just EMichael who you Abdon't know C#mMichael flying F#7solo A9Michael in the Bbathroom by A9himself B A9All Bby hA9imselBf A9 B
[Verse]
I am A9hiding bBut he's out A9there BJust ignA9oring all our BhistoryC#m Memories A9get erased Band I'll gA9et replacBed WithA9 a newer cooBler version oA9f me B And I Abmhear a drunk girl Sing along to Whitney through the dooBr
"I wanna dance with somebody"
And my feelings Abmsink 'Cause it makes me think Now there's Ano one to make fun of drunk girls B7with anymore
[Chorus] Now it's just
EMichael in Bthe bathroom C#mMichael in the bA9athroom at a Eparty I half A9regret the Bbeers EMichael in the Bbathroom C#mMichael in the A9bathroom at a Eparty As I choke Abmback the tears I'll wait as lAong as I need 'til my Bface is dry Or I'll just C#mblame it on weed Or something F#7in my eye I'm just EMichael who Abyou don't know C#mMichael flying F#7solo A9Michael in the Bbathroom by A9himself B
A9 B [Bridge]
A9Knock Bknock A9knock knoBck A9They're Bgonna A9start to shoBut soon A9Knock Bknock A9knock knoBck A9Oh Bhell A9yeah I'Bll be A9out Bsoon BbKnock Cknock Bbknock Cknock BbIt sucks Che lefBbt me here aClone BbKnock Cknock Bbknock Cknock BbHere in tChis teBbenage battlezonCe CClang Dclang Cclang clDang CI feel Dthe prCessure blowiDng up CBang Dbang bCang baDng CMy big Dmistake Cwas showing Dup C#Splash D#splash C#splash splaD#sh C#I thrD#ow some C#water D#in my C#mface And I am in a better F#7place AI go to open up the door But I can't hear Bknocking anymoAreB A B
And I can't Abm*help but yearn For a different B*time And then I Abm*look in the mirror And the Abm*present is clearer And there's A*no denying B7*I'm just
E B C#m A9
At a Eparty Is there a sA9adder Bsight than EHmhmm hm hmB hmhmmm C#mMichael in the baA9throom at a paErty This is a hAbmeinous night
[Chorus]
I wish I stayeAd at home in bed waBtching cable porn Or I'd C#moffed myself instead Wish I was nF#7ever born I'm just EMichael who's a lAboner So C#mhe must be a stoF#7ner ERides a PT Abcruiser C#mGod he's such a F#7loser EMichael flying Absolo C#mWho you think that you F#7know A9Michael in the Bbathroom by A9himself B A9 AlBl byA9 himsBelf A9 AlBl bA9y himBselA9f B A9All you know abBout me A9is my namBe F#mAwesome party BI'm so glad I Ecame
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