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[Intro] Asus2 E|------0-0-----0-0--| B|------0-0-----0-0--| G|----------4-4------| D|--7-7--------------| A|-------------------| E|-------------------| x4 Asus2 E|------0-0-----0-0--| B|------0-0-----0-0--| G|----------4-4------| D|--7-7--------------| A|-------------------| E|-------------------| x3 C#m E|------0-------0----| B|------4h5-----4h5--| G|--6-6-----6-6------| D|-------------------| A|-------------------| E|-------------------| [Verse 1]
I am Asus2hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the C#mfall I could Asus2stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at aAsus2ll I'm a Asus2creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me C#malone But I'd Asus2rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my Ephone
[Pre-Chorus 1]
EveryG#mthing felt fine when I was half of a Bpair Now through no G#mfault of mine, there's no other half Athere B
[Chorus 1]
Now I'm just EMichael in the Bbathroom, C#mMichael in the Abathroom, at a Eparty Forget how A/Blong it's Bbeen I'm just EMichael in the Bbathroom, C#mMichael in the Abathroom at a G#mparty No you Acan't come inB! I'm Awaiting it out 'til it's Btime to leave And C#mpicking at grout as I F#msoftly grieve I'm just BMichael who you Caugdon't know, C#mMichael flyin' F#msolo, AMichael in the Bbathroom by himself Oh, by Asus2himself
[Verse 2]
I am Asus2hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our historC#my Memories Asus2get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of Eme
[Pre-Chorus 2]
And I G#mhear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the Bdoor - I wanna dance with somebody! And my G#mfeelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's Ano one to make fun of drunk girls Bwith anymore!
[Chorus 2]
Now it's just EMichael in the Bbathroom, C#mMichael in the Abathroom at a G#mparty I half reAgret the Bbeers EMichael in the Bbathroom, C#mMichael in the Abathroom at a G#mparty As I choke Aback the Btears I'll wait as Along as I need, until my Bface is dry Or I'll just C#mblame it on weed, or something F#min my eye! I'm just BMichael who you Caugdon't know, C#mMichael flyin' F#msolo AMichael in the Bbathroom by himself!
[Bridge]
Asus2Knock, knock, knock, knock, They're gonna start to shout soon Asus2Knock, knock, knock, knock, Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon A#sus2Knock, knock, knock, knock, It sucks you left me here alone- A#sus2Knock, knock, knock, knock, Here in this teenage battle zone- Csus2Clang, clang, clang, clang, I feel the pressure blowing up- Csus2Bang, bang, bang, bang, My big mistake was showing up- C#sus2Splash, splash, splash, splash, I throw some water in my face C#mAnd I am in a better placeF#m I go to open up the doorA But I can't hear Bknocking AnyAsus2more
[Pre-Chorus 3]
And I can't G#mhelp but yearn For a different F#mtime And then I G#mlook in the mirror and the present is clearer And there's Ano denying, BI'm just-
[Chorus 3]
E(baBckgC#mroundA only) At a Aparty Is there a A/Bsadder sighBt than- E*huBms* C#mMichael in the Abathroom at a G#mparty This is a Aheinous Bnight I wish I Astayed at home in bed watching Bcable porn Or wish I C#moffed myself instead Wish I was F#mnever born! I'm just BMichaelCaug who's a loner So C#mhe must be a F#mstoner BRides a PT CaugCruiser C#mGod he's such a F#mloser BMichael flyin' Caugsolo C#mWho you think that F#myou know AMichael in the Bbathroom by himAsus2self Asus2Oh, by himself Asus2Oh, by himself
[Outro]
AsusAll you know about me is my name F#mAwesome party BI'm so glad I came [End on E]