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[Intro] Fadd4bG Are we gonna have a problem? Fadd4bG You got a bone to pick? You’ve come so far, Fadd4bG Why now are you pulling on my dick? Fadd4bG I’d normally slap your face off, Fadd4bG And everyone here could watch. But I’m feeling nice. Here’s some advice. Listen up, biotch! Bbm Bbm Gb F [Verse]
Bb5I liDb5ke! Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot
Bb5I liDb5ke! Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
Bb5I liDb5ke! Skippin’ gym, scaring her, screwing him Bb5I liDb5ke!
Killer clothes, kickin' nerds in the nose!
BbmIf you lack the balls You can go play dolls Bbm7/AbLet your mommy fix you a snack
Woah!
Gm7b5Or you could come smoke Pound some rum and coke Ebsus4In my Porsha with the Eb7quarterback Gb2Woah! Woah! Woah! Ab7sus4
[Chorus]
Honey, whatchu C#mwaitin’ F#m/Afor? Welcome to my Ecandy B7store CdimIt’s time for you to C#mprove You’re not a F#m/Aloser anymBore Then step into my candy storeC#m F7/C
[Verse]
Bb5Guys Db5fall At your feet, pay the check, help you cheat Bb5All Db5you
Have to do, say goodbye to Shamoo
Bb5That Db5freak's Not your friend, I can tell in the end Bb5If sDb5he
Had your shot She would leave you to rot!
BbmCourse if you don't care, fine go braid her hair Bbm/AbMaybe Sesame Street is on!
Woah!
Gm7b5Or forget that freak, and get in my jeep Eb7sus4Let's go tear up someone's Eb7lawn
Gb2Woah! Woah! Woah!Ab7sus4
[Chorus]
Honey, whatchu C#mwaitin’ F#m/Afor? Welcome to my Ecandy B7store CdimYou just gotta C#mprove You’re not a F#/Apussy anymore BThen step into my candy store C#m
[Bridge]
You can D2join the team Or you can Abitch and moan You can Elive the dream Or you can F#mdie alone You could D2fly with eagles or if Ayou'd prefer Keep on B7sustesting F#m/Ame and end up like her!G#
G#7sus4Woah! G#7 C#m/G# G# A7/G [Chorus]
Dm/FHoney A/Ewatchu Dm/Awaitn for- Shut up Heather!Bb Step Cinto my F/A/BbC7candy store Woah, C7suswoah o C#dimaoaoh Dm Gm/Bb C5 C6 C7 C5
And step into my candy store!
DmIt's my candy store, Dm/Cit's my candy Bm7b5It's my candy store, Gm/Bbit's my candy AIt's my candy store, Fit's my candy Dstore Woah! D5 D5 D5 D5