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Tuning: E A D G B E
G#mI like! Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot
F#mI like! Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
EI like! Skippin’ gym
Scaring her Screwing him
D#I like! Killer clothes
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
G#mIf you lack the balls You can go play F#mdolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack Woah!
EOr you could come smoke Pound some rum and D#coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback
WoaEh! Woah! WoF#ah! Honey, whatchu Bmwaitin’ forG? Welcome to my Dcandy storAe It’s time for you to Bmprove You’re not a Gloser anymorAe Then step into my candy Bmstore
Bm F#
G#mGuys fall At your feet
Pay the check Help you cheat
F#mAll you Have to do
Say goodbye to Shamu
EThat freak’s Not your friend
I can tell in the end
D#If she Had your shot
She would leave you to rot
G#m‘Course if you don’t care Fine! Go braid her F#mhair
Maybe Sesame Street is on Woah!
EOr forget that creep And get in my jeep D#Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn WoaEh! Woah! WoaF#h! Honey, whatchu Bmwaitin’ forG? Welcome to my Dcandy storAe You just gotta Bmprove You’re not a Gpussy anymAore Then step into my candy Bmstore You can Cjoin the team Or you can Gbitch and moan You can live the Ddream Or you can Emdie alone You can Cfly with eagles Or if Gyou prefer Keep on Dtesting me And end F#up like her!
Woah!
Honey, whachu Bmwaiting foGr Step into my Dcandy Astore! Time for you to Bmprove You’re not a Glame ass anyAmore! Then step into my candy Bmstore! BmIt’s my candy store
It’s my candy
AIt’s my candy store It’s my candy! GIt’s my candy store It's my candy F#store!