Misc Musicals - Heathers the musical - candy store
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G#mI like!
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot
F#mI like!
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
EI like!
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
D#I like!
Killer clothes
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
G#mIf you lack the balls
You can go play F#mdolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
Woah!
EOr you could come smoke
Pound some rum and D#coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback
WoaEh! Woah! WoF#ah!
Honey, whatchu Bmwaitin’ forG?
Welcome to my Dcandy storAe
It’s time for you to Bmprove
You’re not a Gloser anymorAe
Then step into my candy Bmstore
Bm F#
G#mGuys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
F#mAll you
Have to do
Say goodbye to Shamu
EThat freak’s
Not your friend
I can tell in the end
D#If she
Had your shot
She would leave you to rot
G#m‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her F#mhair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
Woah!
EOr forget that creep
And get in my jeep
D#Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
WoaEh! Woah! WoaF#h!
Honey, whatchu Bmwaitin’ forG?
Welcome to my Dcandy storAe
You just gotta Bmprove
You’re not a Gpussy anymAore
Then step into my candy Bmstore
You can Cjoin the team
Or you can Gbitch and moan
You can live the Ddream
Or you can Emdie alone
You can Cfly with eagles
Or if Gyou prefer
Keep on Dtesting me
And end F#up like her!
Woah!
Honey, whachu Bmwaiting foGr
Step into my Dcandy Astore!
Time for you to Bmprove
You’re not a Glame ass anyAmore!
Then step into my candy Bmstore!
BmIt’s my candy store
It’s my candy
AIt’s my candy store
It’s my candy!
GIt’s my candy store
It's my candy F#store!