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Tuning: G C E A
(note: *= strum once) [Intro]
Are we gonna have a problem?Am You got a bone to pick?Am You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?Am I'd normally slap your face offAm And everyone here could watchAm But I'm feeling niceAm Here's some adviceAm
Listen up biotch A|0--------3---------0----0----3--------3--------7----5----7--------3--------| E|0--------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|0--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|2----------------------------------------------------------------------0---| A|0--------3---------0----0----8----7--------7----7----7----7----7----7----7-| E|0------------------------------------------0----0----0----0----0----0----0-| C|0------------------------------------------0----0----0----0----0----0----0-| G|2------------------------------------------2----2----2----2----2----2----2-| [Verse]
AmI like lookin' hot AmBuying stuff they can not AmI like drinking hard AmMaxing dad's credit card AmI like skippin' gym AmScarin her screwin' him AmI like killer clothes E7Kickin' nerds in the nose
[Verse]
AmIf you lack the bGalls You can go play doDlls Let your mommy fix Dmyou a snack (woah) AmOr you could come smGoke Pound some rum and cDoke In my Porsche with the qDmuarter back F*WoaAm*aah F*WoaAm*aah F*WoaAm*aah
[Chorus]
Honey what you wCmaitin' forAb Welcome to Ebmy candy storeBb Ddim7Time for you to Cmprove you're not a Abloser anymoreEb And sBb*tep into my Ddim7*candy store
[Verse]
AmGuys fall at your feet AmPay the check help you cheat AmAll you have to do AmSay goodbye to Shamu AmThat freak's not your friend AmI can tell in the end AmIf she had your shot AmShe would leave you to rot
[Verse]
AmCourse if you don't cGare Fine go braid her hDair Maybe Sesame SDmtreet is on (woah) AmOr forget that crGeep And get in my jDeep Let's go tear up sDmomeone's lawn F*WoaAm*aaahF* woAm*aaaaF*h wAm*oaaaah
[Chorus]
Honey what you wCmaitin' forAb Welcome to my cEbandy storeBb Ddim7You just gotta Cmprove You're not a Abpussy anymoreEb And sBb*tep into my Ddim7*candy store
[Bridge]
You can joC#in the team Or you can Abbitch and moan You can lEbive the dream Or you can dFmie alone You can C#fly with eagles Or if yAbou prefer Keep on tEbesting me And end Fm*up lFm*ike Fm*her
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N.C.Veronica, look! N.C.Ram invited me to his homecoming party! N.C.This proves he's been thinking about me! N.C.Color me stoked N.C.I'm so happy! AmWoaaaaaaah
[Chorus]
Honey what you wCmaitin' for- N.C.Shut up Heather! Step into my Ebcandy storBbe Ddim7Time for you to prCmove You're not a lAbameass anymorEbe And Bb*step into my Ddim7*candy store
[Outro] A|4-4--------4-4----4---| E|4-4--------4-4----4---| C|4-4--------4-4----4---| G|6-6--------6-6----4---| It's my candy store A|4-------4--4---3------| E|4-------4--4---4------| C|4-------4--4---4------| G|4-------4--4---4------| It's my candy A|3-------3--3---2------| E|4-------4--4---4------| C|4-------4--4---4------| G|4-------4--4---4------| It's my candy store A|2-------2--2---1------| E|4-------4--4---4------| C|4-------4--4---4------| G|4-------4--4---4------| It's my candy A|1-------1--1---6------| E|4-------4--4---4------| C|4-------4--4---4------| G|4-------4--4---4------| It's my candy store A|6-------6--6---6---6--|6----6----6----6----6----6----6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6| E|4-------4--4---4---4--|4----4----4----4----4----4----4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4| C|4-------4--4---4---4--|4----4----4----4----4----4----4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4| G|7-------4--7---4---7--|4----7----4----7----4----7----7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7| It's my candy store