Misc Musicals - Heathers the musical - candy store

^N.CAre we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You’ve come so far Why now are you pulling on my dick? I’d normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I’m feeling nice Here’s some advice Listen up, biotch!

^BmI like! ^BmLookin’ hot

^BmI like! ^BmDrinkin’ hard ^EmMaxin’ Dad’s credit card ^BmI like! ^BmSkippin’ gym ^BmScaring her

^BmI like! ^BmKiller clothes Kic^Emkin’ nerds in the nose! ^BmIf you lack the balls You can go play ^Emdolls

^BmWoah! ^BmOr you could come smoke Pound some rum and ^Emcoke

^GWoah!^G Woah^G#! Woah! Honey, whatchu ^Dmwaitin’^A# for? Welcome to my ^Fcandy ^Cstore It’s time for you to ^Dmprove You’re not a ^A#loser anym^Core ^N.CThen step into my candy ^Dmstore

^BmGuys fall ^BmAt your feet ^BmPay the check

^BmAll you - Have to do ^EmSay goodbye to Shamu ^BmThat freak’s - ^BmNot your friend

^BmIf she - had your shot ^EmShe would leave you to rot ^Bm‘Course if you don’t care

^EmMaybe Sesame Street is on ^BmWoah! ^BmOr forget the creep And get in my jeep ^Em

^GWoah!^G Woah^G#! Woah! Honey, whatchu ^Dmwaitin’^A# for? Welcome to my ^Fcandy ^Cstore It’s time for you to ^Dmprove You’re not a ^A#pussy anym^Core ^N.CThen step into my candy ^Dmstore

^D#You can join the team Or you can ^A#bitch and moan You can ^Flive the dream Or you can ^Gdie alone You can ^D#fly with eagles Or if ^A#you prefer Keep on ^Ctesting me And end ^Aup like her! ^AVeronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me ^AColor me stoked! ^AI’m so happy! ^F#Woa^A#h! Honey, whachu ^D#mwaiting fo— ^N.CShut up Heather! Step into my ^F#candy s^C#tore! Time for you to ^D#mprove You’re not a ^Blame ass any^C#more! ^D#mOooh w^Boah! ^C#Woah oh oh! ^N.CThen step into my candy sto^D#mre! ^D#mIt’s my candy s^C#tore

^CIt’s my candy ^Bstore It’s my candy! ^F#It’s my c^G#andy st^Emore It's my candy ^D#mstoooreee!