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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro]
N.C.Are we gonna have a problem? N.C.You got a bone to pick? N.C.You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my d***? N.C.I'd normally slap your face off, N.C.And everyone here could watch. N.C.But I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice. N.C.Listen up, byatch!
Bbm Bbm Gb F [Verse 1]
Bb5I liDb5ke looking hot. Buying stuff they cannot. Bb5I liDb5ke drinking hard. Maxing Dad's credit card. Bb5I liDb5ke skipping gym. Scaring her, screwing him. Bb5I liDb5ke killer clothes. Kicking nerds in the nose!
BbmIf you lack the balls, you can go play dolls; Bbm7/AbLet your mommy fix you a snack. Gm7b5Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke, Eb7sus4In my Porsche wiEbth the Eb7sus4quarterbaEb7ck! Hoh whoaGb2! Hoh whoa! Hoh whoaAb7sus4!
[Chorus]
Honey, what you C#mwaitin' for?F#m/A Welcome to my ECandy StoreB7! B7sus4 B7Time Cfor you to C#mprove you're notF#m/A a loser anymore... B Then step into my Candy Store!C#m F7/C
[Verse 2]
Bb5GuysDb5 fall at your feet, pay the check! Help you cheat! Bb5All Db5you have to do? Say goodbye to Shamu! Bb5ThatDb5 freak's! Not your friend. I can tell, in the end, Bb5If sDb5he! Had your shot, she would leave you to rot!
BbmCourse if you don't care, fine! Go braid her hair! Bbm7/Ab Maybe Sesame Street is on. Gm7b5 Or forget that creep and get in my Jeep, Eb7sus4 Let's go tear up Eb7someEb7sus4one's laEb7wn! Gb2 Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa! HAb7sus4oh whoa!
[Chorus]
Honey, what you C#mwaitin' for?F#m/A Welcome to my ECandy StoreB7! B7sus4 B7 YouC just gottC#ma prove you're nF#m/Aot a pussy anymore... B Then step into my Candy Store!C#m
[Bridge]
You can jD2oin the team... Or you can bAitch and moan... You can Elive the dream... Or you can dF#mie alone. You can D2fly with eagles, Or if yAou prefer, Keep on B7sustesting me anF#m/Ad end G#up like her!
[Chorus]
G#7sus4Oh, G#7 oh,C#m/G# oh, oG#h A7Oh Dm/FHoney whatcA/Eha wainDmtin' foo... N.C.(SHUT UP, HEATHER!) BbStep intCo my CFandaaaaay Store! C7susWhoa! C7TimCsuse for you're Dmprove not aGm/Bb lame-ass anymore! N.C.Then step into my Candy Store!
[Outro]
DmIt's my Candy Store! Dm/CIt's my Candy... Bm7It's my Candy Store! Gm/BbIt's my Candy... N.C.It's my Candy Store! It's my Candy Stooore!