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Tuning: E A D G B E
Standard Tuning EADGBe Took version 2 (the simplified version) and fixed up some awkward chord sequences, including moving chords around to better match the lyrics (especially in verse 2 and 3). Also added a short intro sequence. Intro --2-2-3-3/5-5/7-5-3-2-3-2-0-----0-2-3/5-3-2-0-------0-0------------ --3-------------------------3-3---------------3-3/5-2-2------------ --2-------------------------------------------------0-0------------ --0-------------------------------------------------2-2------------ ----------------------------------------------------0-0------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------- D A7
DI was driving on the Gfreeway Ain the Dfast lane with a rabid GwolverAine in myBm underwear when Esuddenly a guy bAehind me in the back seat popped right A7up and cupped his hands across my Deyes DI guessed "Is it UGncle FArank or Cousin LDouie? is it Bob or JGoe or WAalter? Could it Bmbe Bill or Jim or Ed or EBernie or Steve?" I probably Awould have kept on guessing but about thaA7t time we crashed into the Bmtruck And as I'm laying E7bleeding there on the Aasphalt Dfinally I GrecognDize the Emface of my Ghibachi dealer who Atakes off his A7prosthetic lips and tells me
Chorus 1:
DEverytGhing you Aknow is wrDong! Black is white, up is dGown and shAort is loBmng And everytEhing you thought was just Aso important A7doesn't matter DEverytGhing you Aknow is wrDong! Just forget the wC#ords and sF#ming aBmlong All you need to uEnderstand is, eveGrything you Aknow is FwrongG
Verse 2:
DI was walkin' to the Gkitchen Afor some DGolden Grahams when I Gaccidentally Astepped into an Bmalternate diEmension and soon I was Aabducted by some aliens from A7space who kinda looked like Jamie DFarr They sucked out my Ginternal Aorgans and they Dtook some polaroids and Gsaid I was a Adarn good Bmsport As a way of saying Ethank you they offered to transAport me back to any point in A7history that I would care to Bmgo And so I had them E7send me back to last TAhursday Dnight so I could Gpay my Dphone bill on Emtime Just then the floating Gdisembodied head of AColonel Sanders A7started yelling
Chorus 2:
DEverytGhing you Aknow is wrDong! Black is white, up is dGown and shAort is loBmng And everytEhing you thought was just Aso important A7doesn't matter DEverytGhing you Aknow is wrDong! Just forget the wC#ords and sF#ming aBmlong All you need to uEnderstand is, eveGrything you Aknow is Dwrong
[Solos] Verse 3:
DI was just about to Gmail a letter Ato my Devil twin when I Ggot a Anasty Bmpapercut And well, to Emake a long story Ashort it got infected A7and I died So Dnow I'm up in heaven with St. GPeter Aby the Dpearly gates and it's Gobvious he Adoesn't like the BmNehru jacket Ethat I'm wearing, he Atells me that they've A7got a dress code, Bmwell He lets me into heaven E7anyway but I Aget the Droom next to the Gnoisy Dice machEmine for allG eternity And Aevery day he A7runs by screaming
Chorus 3:
DEverytGhing you Aknow is wrDong! Black is white, up is dGown and shAort is loBmng, and Everything ya used to Ethink was so important doesnt Areally matter anymore A7because the simple fact remains that DEverytGhing you Aknow is wrDong! Just forget the wC#ords and sF#ming aBmlong All you need to uEnderstand is, Geverything you Aknow is, Geverything you Aknow is, Geverything you Aknow is Dwrong
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