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A more simplified version of an extremely complicated song (no reference intended) Standard tuning: Intro: D C G A A7 A7
DI was driving on the Gfreeway Ain the Dfast lane with a rabid GwolverAine in myBm underwear when Esuddenly a guy bAehind me in the back seat popped right Gup and cupped his hands across my D/F#eyes I guessed, "IGs it UAncle Frank or CoDusin Louie? Is it Bob or GJoe or AWalter? Could it Bmbe Bill or Jim or Ed orE Bernie or Steve?" I probably Awould have kept on A7guessing but about that time we crashed into the Bmtruck And as I'm laying E7bleeding there on the Aasphalt finally I reDcognize the Emface of my hibGachi dealer who Atakes off his A7prosthetic lips and tells me
Chorus 1:
D EveryGthing youA know is wDrong Black is white, up isG down and Ashort is Bmlong And everything you thought was just Eso important Adoesn't matter D EveryGthing youA know is wDrong Just forget the C#words and F#msing Bmalong All you need to uEnderstand is EveGrything you Aknow is FwrongG
Verse 2: I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs and they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport and as a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Chorus 2:
D EveryGthing youA know is wDrong Black is white, up isG down and Ashort is Bmlong And everything you thought was just Eso important Adoesn't matter D EveryGthing youA know is wDrong Just forget the C#words and F#msing Bmalong All you need to uEnderstand is EveGrything you Aknow is wrDong
[Instrumental Interlude] Verse 3: I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty papercut and, well, to make a long story short it got infected and I died so now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity and every day he runs by screaming Chorus 3:
D EveryGthing youA know is wDrong Black is white, up isG down and Ashort is Bmlong And everything you thought was just Eso important Adoesn't matter D EveryGthing youA know is wDrong Just forget the C#words and F#msing Bmalong All you need to uEnderstand is EveGrything you Aknow is wrong