Transcribed by Michael J. Falk ketchup@ods.ods.net http://ods.ods.net/ketchup The end of the chorus is played differently all 3 times- that's the deal with the *. A#dim is an A# diminished chord consisting of the notes A#, C, and E. Any chord followed by a slash is the chord name followed by the bass note. For example, Bm/A is a Bm chord with an A played on the bass. ******************* Begin Transcription ******************* "Everything You Know Is Wrong" by Al Yankovic Intro: D C G/B A A7 (hold, then two strummed A7s and straight to verse) Verse (all verses are the same):

^DI was driving on the ^Gfreeway ^Ain the ^Dfast lane with a rabid ^Gwolver^Aine in^A#dim my un^Bmder^Bm/Awear when ^E/G#sudden^Ely a guy

be^Ahind me in the backseat popped right ^Gup and cupped his hands across my ^D/F#eyes. I ^Dguessed, "I^Gs it Uncle

^AFrank or cousin ^DLouie, is it Bob or ^GJoe or ^AWalter, ^A#dimcould it ^Bmbe Bill or ^Bm/AJim or Ed or ^E/G#Bernie or ^ESteve,

I probably ^Awould have kept on guessing but a^A7bout that time we crashed into the ^Bmtruck, and as I'm

laying ^E7bleeding there on the ^Aasphalt ^D/F#finally I ^Grecogn^Dize the ^Emface of my ^Ghibachi dealer, who

^Atakes off ^A7/Ghis pr^A/F#osthetic ^A/Elips, and tells me:

Chorus:

^DEveryt^Ghing you ^Aknow is ^Dwrong, black is white, up is d^Gown and ^Ashort^A#dim is lo^Bmng, and e^Bm/Averyt^E/G#hing

you t^Ehought was just ^Aso ^A7/Gimportant ^A/F#doesn't ^A/Ematter, ^DEvery^Gthing you ^Aknow is ^Dwrong, just forget the

^C#sus4words and ^F#msing a^Bmlong, all you ^Bm/Aneed to ^E/G#underst^Eand is G A * everything you know is wrong.

*- First time : F G Second time: D Third time:

^GEverything you ^Aknow is (^Bmeverything you ^C#mknow is) ^GEverything you ^Aknow is ^Dwrong! (^Dend)

Solos: (Accordion Solo:) G E F# G A (Baritone Saxaphone Solo:) Cm F G Am Bb Am Bb G C (Guitar Solo:) Dm Eb F Gb Am Bb G C A7 (two strums then into verse) ***************** End Transcription *****************

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Everything you know is wrong