Stephen Lynch - Down to the old pub instead

^GLad it^Òs your duty...^D. with ^Cchild-bearing hips.... ^D And ^Gmake her you wife and.^D... ^{C D} Now, some ^Grivers run high.... ^D When her ^Criver runs red.... ^D And it^Òs^G called menstruation....^{D C D} You will ^Emnotice her bloomers.... ^C Stand ^Gback, her ovarian.^D... So ^Emdon^Òt be afraid.... ^C Just ^Gwad up some cotton.... ^{D C}Put the old linens.... get ^Cout of the house.... ^D

in^Gstead.^{D C D}

She^Òll^G retain her water.... ^D And ^Cevery third word that.... ^D Get ^Gout of the house and....^{D C D} And she^Òll^G want to make love.... ^D Cause you^Òll^C only end up.... ^D Get ^Gout of the house.... ^{D C D} And she^Òll^Em want you to sample....^C But ^Gson it^Òll taste like.... ^D So ^Emturn off the lights boy.... ^C And ^Gdrop to your knees.... ^D

Then ^Che^Òll give you the strength.... And for ^CIreland^Òs sake....^D

in^Gstead.^{D C D}

Now the ^Empub is the place.... ^{C G}When the moon^Òs full and....^D The ^Emcatholic, the protestant..^C.. The ^Gpub is the place when.... ^D So ^Cdrink of your pint boys.... That as ^Cmen folk we don^Òt.... And that ^Cwe can escape.... And get ^Cout of the house.... ^D