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Capo: 3
hOI. I did not see this song anywhere on here so I got this one off YouTube so ya... Capo on 3rd
AmIf you weren't born with it CYou can buy a couple ornaments GJust be sure to read the warning, kids EmCause pretty soon you'll be bored of it AmSexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual CYou can always call up a professional GThey stick pins in you like a vEmegetable
AmKids forever, kids forever CBaby soft skin turns into leather GDon't be dramatic it's only some plastic EmNo one will love you if you're unattractive
AmOh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, iCs it true that pain is beauty? GDoes a new face come with a warranty? EmWill a pretty face make it better? AmOh Mr. Potato Head tell me CHow did you afford her surgery? GDo you swear you'll stay forever EmEven if her face don't stay together AmEven if her fGace don't Emstay together
AmIf you want a little more confidence CPotatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense GAll you need's a couple more condiments EmAnd a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments AmIt's such a waste CWhen little girls grow into their mothers face GBut little girls are learning how to cut and paste EmAnd pucker up their lips until they suffocate
AmKids forever kids forever CBaby soft skin turns into leather GDon't be drAmatic it's only some plastic EmNo one will love you if you're unattractive
AmOh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, iCs it true that pain is beauty? GDoes a new face come with a warranty? EmWill a pretty face make it better? AmOh Mr. Potato Head tell me CHow did you afford her surgery? GDo you swear you'll stay forever EmEven if her face don't stay together AmStay forever, stay forever CEven if her face don't stay together GStay forever, stay forever EmEven if her face don't stay together
AmOh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, iCs it true that pain is beauty? GDoes a new face come with a warranty? EmWill a pretty face make it better? AmOh Mr. Potato Head tell me CHow did you afford her surgery? GDo you swear you'll stay forever EmEven if her face don't stay together AmStay forever, stay forever CEven if her face don't stay together GStay forever, stay forever EmEven if her face don't stay together AmStay forever, stay forever CEven if her face don't stay together GStay forever, stay forever EmEven if her face don't stay together
Am,C,G,Em (at the end)