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Capo: 5 Tuning:
Capo on 5th My suggested strum pattern for the verse is D D D-D-D and for the chorus is D-D U-U-D-U-D-U-D-U. But you could do whatever. If you're playing this on an electric guitar, her band plays it with distortion. [Intro] Am-C-Em-D
AmOoh COh oh EmOoh DOh oh
[Verse]
If you weren't Amborn with it You can buy a couCple ornaments Just be sure to readEm the warning kids Cause pretty soon you'll Dbe bored of it AmSexual, hey girl if you wanna feelC sexual You can always call up a Emprofessional They stick pins in you likDe a vegetable
[Pre-Chorus]
AmKids forever, Kids forever CBaby soft skin turns into leather EmDon't be dramatic it's only some plastic D (sounds best with 1 down stroke) No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Chorus]
Am Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, CIs it true that pain is beauty? EmDoes a new face come with a warranty? DWill a pretty face make it better? Am Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me CHow did you afford her surgery? EmDo you swear you'll stay forever DEven if her face don't stay together Am

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[Verse]
If you want a little Ammore confidence Potatoes turn to french fries, Cyeah it's common sense All you need's a couple more Emcondiments And a hundred thousand dollars foDr some compliments AmIt's such a waste When little girls grow intoC their mothers face But little girls are learning Emhow to cut and paste And pucker up their lips untilD they suffocate
[Pre-Chorus]
AmKids forever, Kids forever CBaby soft skin turns into leather EmDon't be dramatic it's only some plastic D (sounds best with 1 down stroke) No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Chorus]
Am Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, CIs it true that pain is beauty? EmDoes a new face come with a warranty? DWill a pretty face make it better? Am Oh Mr. Potato head tell me CHow did you afford her surgery? EmDo you swear you'll stay forever DEven if her face don't stay together AmStay forever, Stay forever CEven if her face don't stay together EmStay forever, Stay forever DEven if her face don't stay together
Am (down stroke) Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, C (down stroke) Is it true that pain is beauty? Em (down stroke) Does a new face come with a warranty? D (down stroke) Will a pretty face make it better? Am (down stroke) Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me C (down stroke) How did you afford her surgery? Em (down stroke) Do you swear you'll stay forever D (down stroke) Even if her face don't stay together
AmStay forever, Stay forever CEven if her face don't stay together EmStay forever, Stay forever DEven if her face don't stay together AmStay forever, Stay forever CEven if her face don't stay together EmStay forever, Stay forever DEven if her face don't stay together Am (down stroke) Ooh C (down stroke) Oh oh Em (down stroke) Ooh D (down stroke) Oh oh