Tuning:

One of my favorites off the album! :) * = single strum [Intro] C#m B A E [Verse]

If you weren't^C#m born with it You can buy a couple ^Bornaments Just be sure to read the ^Awarning, kids Cause pretty soon you'll be ^Ebored of it ^C#mSexual, hey girl if you wanna feel ^Bsexual You can always call up a pro^Afessional They stick pins in you like a ^Evegetable

[Pre-Chorus]

^C#mKids forever, kids forever ^BBaby soft skin turns into leather ^ADon't be dramatic it's only some plastic ^N.C.No one will love you if you're unattractive

[Chorus]

^C#m Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, ^B is it true that pain is beauty? ^A Does a new face come with a warranty? ^E Will a pretty face make it better? ^C#m Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me ^B How did you afford her surgery? ^A Do you swear you'll stay forever ^EEven if her face don't stay together ^C#m ^BEven if her face don't stay together

[Instrumental] A E [Verse 2]

If you want a little more ^C#mconfidence Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's ^Bcommon sense All you need's a couple more ^Acondiments And a hundred thousand dollars for some ^Ecompliments It's ^C#msuch a waste When little girls grow into their ^Bmothers face But little girls are learning how to ^Acut and paste And pucker up their lips until they ^Esuffocate

[Pre-Chorus]

^C#mKids forever, kids forever ^BBaby soft skin turns into leather ^ADon't be dramatic it's only some plastic ^N.C.No one will love you if you're unattractive

[Chorus]

C#m * Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, B * is it true that pain is beauty? A * Does a new face come with a warranty? E * Will a pretty face make it better? C#m * Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me B * How did you afford her surgery? A * Do you swear you'll stay forever

^N.C.Even if her face don't stay together ^C#mStay forever, stay forever ^BEven if her face don't stay together ^AStay forever, stay forever ^EEven if her face don't stay together

[Outro] C#m B A E

Melanie Martinez - Mrs potato head