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[Verse 1]
If you weren't Eborn with it You can buy a couple Bornaments Just be sure to read the Awarning kids Cause pretty soon you'll be Bbored of it ESexual, hey girl if you wanna feel Bsexual You can always call up a Aprofessional They stick pins in you like a Bvegetable
[Bridge]
EKids forever, Kids forever BBaby soft skin turns into leather ADon't be dramatic it's only some plastic BNo one will love you if you're unattractive
[Chorus]
EOh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, Bis it true that pain is beauty? ADoes a new face come with a warranty? BWill a pretty face make it better? EOh Mr. Potato Head tell me BHow did you afford her surgery? ADo you swear you'll stay forever BEven if her face don't stay together
Even if her face don't stay together [Verse 2]
If you want a little more Econfidence Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's Bcommon sense All you need's a couple more Acondiments And a hundred thousand dollars for some Bcompliments It's Esuch a waste When little girls grow into their Bmothers face But little girls are learning how to Acut and paste And pucker up their lips until they Bsuffocate
[Bridge]
EKids forever, Kids forever BBaby soft skin turns into leather ADon't be dramatic it's only some plastic BNo one will love you if you're unattractive
[Chorus]
EOh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, Bis it true that pain is beauty? ADoes a new face come with a warranty? BWill a pretty face make it better? EOh Mr. Potato Head tell me BHow did you afford her surgery? ADo you swear you'll stay forever BEven if her face don't stay together
Even if her face don't stay together
EOh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, Bis it true that pain is beauty? ADoes a new face come with a warranty? BWill a pretty face make it better? EOh Mr. Potato Head tell me BHow did you afford her surgery? ADo you swear you'll stay forever BEven if her face don't stay together EStay forever, Stay forever BEven if her face don't stay together AStay forever, Stay forever BEven if her face don't stay together EStay forever, Stay forever BEven if her face don't stay together AStay forever, Stay forever BEven if her face don't stay together