This is one of my favorite songs. The work here is just an extension of daveb672 hard work love the version. I have typed out the whole song to help using the teleprompter (The auto scroll on the iPhone app). DEAR ABBY by John Prine

^GDear Abby, Dear Abby, my ^Cfeet are too ^Glong ^GMy hair's falling out and my ^Arights are all ^Dwrong ^GMy friends they all tell me, they're ^Cno friends at ^Gall ^GWon't you write me a letter, won't you ^Dgive me a ^Gcall ^CSig^Dned Be^Gwildered

^GBewildered, Bewildered yo^Cu have no com^Gplaint ^GYou are what you are and you ^Aain't what you ^Dain't ^GSo listen up buster ^Clisten up g^Good ^GStop wishin' for bad luck and kn^Dockin' on ^Gwood

^GDear Abby, Dear Abby, my ^Cfountain pen ^Gleaks ^GMy wife hollers at me and my ^Akids are all fr^Deaks ^GEvery side I get up on is the ^Cwrong side of ^Gbed ^GIf it weren't so expensive I'd w^Dish I were ^Gdead ^CSig^Dned Un^Ghappy

^GUnhappy, Unhappy, you hav^Ce no complain^Gt ... ^GYou are what you are and you ^Aain't what you ^Dain't ^GSo listen up buster ^Clisten up g^Good ^GStop wishin' for bad luck and k^Dnockin' on ^Gwood

^GDear Abby, Dear Abby, you w^Con't believe ^Gthis ^GBut my stomach makes noises w^Ahenever I ki^Dss ^GMy girlfriend tells me it'^Cs all in my he^Gad ^GBut my stomach tells me to wr^Dite you in^Gstead ^CSig^Dned No^Gisemaker.

^GNoisemaker, Noisemaker, y^Cou have no co^Gmplaint ... ^GYou are what you are and you ^Aain't what you ^Dain't ^GSo listen up buster l^Cisten up go^God ^GStop wishin' for bad luck and kn^Dockin' on ^Gwood

^GDear Abby, Dear Abby, wel^Cl I never tho^Gught ^GThat me and my girlfriend wou^Ald ever get cau^Dght ^GWe were sittin' in the back seat just^C shootin' the ^Gbreeze ^GWith her hair up in curlers and her pan^Dts to her ^Gknees ^CSig^Dned Ju^Gst Married

^GJust Married, Just Married, ^Cyou have no c^Gomplaint ... ^GYou are what you are and you ^Aain't what you ^Dain't ^GSo listen up buster l^Cisten up g^Good ^GStop wishin' for bad luck and kno^Dckin' on w^Good

John Prine - Dear abby