John Prine - Dear abby

^CDear Abby, Dear Abby, my fe^Fet are too lo^Cng ^CMy hair's falling out and my ^Drights are all ^Gwrong ^CMy friends they all tell me, they're ^Fno friends at ^Call ^CWon't you write me a letter, won't you ^Fgive me a ^Ccall ^GSig^Fned Be^Cwildered

^CBewildered^F, Bewil^Cdered you have no complaint ^CYou are what^D you are ^Gand you ain't what you ain't ^CSo listen ^Fup buster^C listen up good ^CStop wish^Fin' f^Cor bad luck and knockin' on wood ^GSIGN^FED Dear ^CAbby

^CDear Abby^F, Dear Abb^Cy, my fountain pen leaks ^CMy wife holl^Ders at ^Gme and my kids are all freaks ^CEvery sid^Fe I get ^Cup on is the wrong side of bed ^CIf it wer^Fen't so^C expensive I'd wish I were dead ^GSigne^Fd Unh^Cappy

^CDear Abby,^F Dear^C Abby, you won't believe this ^CBut my stomac^Dhe ma^Gkes noises whenever I kiss ^CMy girlfrien^Fd tel^Cls me it's all in my head ^CBut my stom^Fache tells^C me to write you instead ^GSigne^Fd Noi^Csemaker.

^CDear Abby, De^Far Abby, ^Cwell I never thought ^CThat me a^Dnd my^G girlfriend would ever get caught ^CWe were sit^Ftin' in^C the back seat just shootin' the breeze ^CWith her hair ^Fup in ^Ccurlers and her pants to her knees ^GSigne^Fd Just M^Carried