Capo: 2

SONG:DEAR ABBY ARTIST:John Prine CAPO ON 2ND I SUBMITTED A TAB FOR THIS A WHILE BACK BUT IT DIDN'T SOUND QUITE RIGHT. I WATCHED A VIDEO OF JP PLAYING THIS SONG AND THIS IS DEFINITELY CORRECT

^GDear Abby, Dear Abby, my f^Ceet are too l^Gong My ^Ghair's falling out and my ri^Dghts are all wrong My f^Griends they all tell me, that i've n^Co friends at ^Gall W^Gon't you write me a letter, won't you ^Dgive me a c^Gall S^CiIIIg^Dned Bew^Gildered

CHORUS:

^GBewildered, Bewildered you ^Chave no compl^Gaint Y^Gou are what you are and you a^Din't what you ain't S^Go listen up buster l^Cisten up g^Good S^Gtop wishin' for bad luck and k^Dnockin' on ^Gwood S^CIIII^DGNED Dear ^GAbby

D^Gear Abby, Dear Abby, my f^Countain pen l^Geaks My^G wife hollers at me and my ^Dkids are all freaks E^Gvery side I get up on is the w^Crong side of ^Gbed I^Gf it weren't so expensive I'd ^Dwish I were ^Gdead S^CiIIIg^Dned U^Gnhappy

CHORUS: (REPEAT BUT START WITH: UNHAPPY,UNHAPPY)

D^Gear Abby, Dear Abby, you ^Cwon't believe t^Ghis Bu^Gt my stomache makes noises w^Dhenever I kiss M^Gy girlfriend tells me it's ^Call in my ^Ghead Bu^Gt my stomache tells me to w^Drite you i^Gnstead S^CiIIIg^Dned N^Goisemaker.

CHORUS: (REPEAT START WITH :noisemaker)

D^Gear Abby, Dear Abby, well I ^Cnever t^Ghought T^Ghat me and my girlfriend would e^Dver get caught We^G were sittin' in the back seat just s^Chootin' the b^Greeze With^G her hair up in curlers and her p^Dants to her k^Gnees S^CiIIIIg^Dned Jus^Gt Married

CHORUS: (just Married) END

John Prine - Dear abby