John Prine - Dear abby

^CDear Abby, Dear Abby, my fe^Fet are too lo^Cng ^CMy hair's falling out and my ^Drights are all ^Gwrong ^CMy friends they all tell me, they're ^Fno friends at ^Call ^CWon't you write me a letter, won't you ^Fgive me a ^Ccall ^GSig^Fned Be^Cwildered

^CBewildered, Bewildered you ^Fhave no ^Ccomplaint ^CYou are what you are and you ^Dain't what you^G ain't ^CSo listen up buster l^Fisten up^C good ^CStop wishin' for bad luck and kn^Fockin' on^C wood ^GSIGN^FED Dear ^CAbby

^CDear Abby, Dear Abby, my f^Fountain pen ^Cleaks ^CMy wife hollers at me and my ^Dkids are all^G freaks ^CEvery side I get up on is the wr^Fong side of ^Cbed ^CIf it weren't so expensive I'd w^Fish I were ^Cdead ^GSigne^Fd Unh^Cappy

^CDear Abby, Dear Abby, you w^Fon't believe^C this ^CBut my stomache makes noises w^Dhenever I kiss ^{G C}My girlfriend tells me it's a^Fll in my h^Cead ^CBut my stomache tells me to ^Fwrite you ^Cinstead ^GSigne^Fd Noi^Csemaker.

^CDear Abby, Dear Abby, well I n^Fever thought ^{C C}That me and my girlfriend would ^Dever get ^Gcaught ^CWe were sittin' in the back seat just sh^Footin' the ^Cbreeze ^CWith her hair up in curlers and her p^Fants to her^C knees ^GSigne^Fd Just ^CMarried