Joe Iconis - Michael in the bathroom

I am h^A9anging ^Bin the ^A9bathroom ^B At the ^A9biggest party ^Bof the f^C#mall I could ^A9stay right ^Bhere or d^A9isappear^B And n^A9obody'd even n^Botice at all

I'm a c^A9reeper ^Bin a ^A9bathroom^B 'Cause my ^A9buddy kinda ^Bleft me a^C#mlone But I'd ^A9rather fake ^Bpee than stand ^A9awkwardly^B Or pret^A9end to check a t^Bext on my p^Ehone

Ever^Abmything felt fine when I was half of a pai^Br Now through no fa^Abmult of mine, there's no other half the^Are ^B7

^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom ^C#mMichael in the ^A9bathroom, at a p^Earty Forget how ^C11long it's b^Been I'm just M^Eichael in the b^Bathroom ^C#mMichael in the ^A9bathroom at a pa^Abmrty No you c^C11an't come in^Badd9! I'm ^Awaiting it out 'til it's t^Bime to leave And p^C#micking at grout as I s^F#7oftly grieve I'm just M^Eichael who you d^Abon't know ^C#mMichael flyin' s^F#7olo ^A9Michael in the ^Bbathroom by himself

^{A9 B}All by himself A9 B A9 B

I am hi^A9ding,^B but he's o^A9ut there^B Just ign^A9oring all our ^Bhistory ^C#m Memories g^A9et er^Based, and I'll ^A9get rep^Blaced With a ne^A9wer, cooler v^Bersion of ^Eme

And I ^Abmhear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the do^Bor I wanna dance with somebody! And my ^Abmfeelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: Now there's ^Ano one to make fun of drunk girls ^B7with anymore! Now it's just

^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom ^C#mMichael in the ^A9bathroom, at a p^Earty I half re^C11gret the be^Bers Michael in^E the bathroom ^{B C#m}Michael in the ^A9bathroom at a pa^Abmrty As I choke^C11 back the t^Badd9ears I'll wait as l^Aong as I need, until my ^Bface is dry Or I'll just ^C#mblame it on weed, or something^F#7 in my eye! I'm just M^Eichael who you d^Abon't know ^C#mMichael flyin' s^F#7olo ^A9Michael in the ^Bbathroom by himself

^A9Knock, knock, ^Bknock, knock ^A9They're gonna ^Bstart to shout soon ^A9Knock, knock, ^Bknock, knock ^A9Oh hell yeah, ^BI'll be out soon ^BbKnock, knock, ^Cknock, knock ^BbIt sucks he ^Cleft me here alone- ^BbKnock, knock, ^Cknock, knock ^BbHere in this ^Cteenage battle zone- ^CClang, clang, ^Dclang, clang ^CI feel the p^Dressure blowing up- ^CBang, bang, ^Dbang, bang ^CMy big mist^Dake was showing up- ^C#Splash, splash, ^D#splash, splash ^C#I throw some w^D#ater in my face ^C#mAnd I am in a better place ^F#7I go to open up the door ^A9But I can't hear ^Bknocking Anymore

And I can't ^Abmhelp but yearn For a different tim^Be And then I look i^Abmn the mirror

And there's ^Ano denying, ^B7I'm just- [Instrumental] E B

^{C#m A9 E}At a party Is there a s^C11adder s^Bight than- ^E*hu^Bms* ^C#mMichael in the ^A9bathroom at a pa^Abmrty This is a h^C11einous n^Badd9ight I wish I s^Atayed at home in bed watching c^Bable porn Or wish I off^C#med myself instead Wish I was n^F#7ever born! I'm just M^Eichael who's a l^Aboner ^C#mSo he must be a ^F#7stoner ^ERides a PT ^AbCruiser ^C#mGod he's such a ^F#7loser ^EMichael flyin' ^Absolo ^C#mWho you think that ^F#7you know ^A9Michael in the ^Bbathroom by himself

^{A9 B}All by himself A9 B ^{A9 B}All by himself A9 B A9 B

And^A9 all you know ab^Bout me ^A9is my ^Bname A^Gmwesome party I^B'm so glad I came E