Joe Iconis - Michael in the bathroom

I am ^Ahanging ^Bin the ^Abathroom ^Bat the ^Abiggest party ^Bof the f^C#mall I could ^Astay right ^Bhere or ^Adisappear,^B and ^Anobody'd even ^Bnotice at ^Eall (alternate A B until next verse) I'm a ^Acreeper ^Bin a ^Abathroo^Bm 'cause my ^Abuddy kinda ^Bleft me ^C#malone But I'd ^Arather fake ^Bpee than stand ^Aawkward^Bly, or ^Apretend to check a ^Btext on my ^Ephone ^G#mEverything felt fine when I was half of a ^Bpair ^{C#m B} Now through no ^G#mfault of mine, there's no other ^Ahalf ^Bthere

Now I'm just ^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom, ^C#mMichael in the ^Abathroom, at a ^Eparty Forget how ^Along it's ^Bbeen I'm just ^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom, ^C#mMichael in the b^Aathroom at a ^G#mparty No you ^Acan't ^Bcome in! I'm ^Awaiting it out '^Btil it's time to leave And ^C#mpicking at grout as I ^F#7softly grieve I'm just ^G#mMichael who you ^G#don't know, ^C#mMichael flyin' ^F#solo, ^AMichael in the ^Bbathroom

^Aby ^Bhim^Asel^Bf ^AOh,^B by^A hi^Bmself

I am ^Ahiding, ^Bbut he's ^Aout there, ^Bjust ^Aignoring ^Ball our ^C#mhistory Memories ^Aget e^Brased, and I'll ^Aget repl^Baced, with a ^Anewer, cooler ^Bversion of ^Eme And I ^G#mhear a drunk girl sing along to ^BWhitney through the door - I wanna dance with somebody! And my ^G#mfeelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's ^Ano one to make fun of drunk girls ^Bwith anymore!

Now it's just ^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom, ^C#mMichael in the ^Abathroom at a ^Eparty I half ^Aregret the ^Bbeers ^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom, ^C#mMichael in the ^Abathroom at a ^G#mparty As I choke ^Aback the ^Btears I'll wait as ^Along as I need, until my ^Bface is dry Or I'll just ^C#mblame it on weed, or ^F#7something in my eye! I'm just ^G#mMichael who you ^G#don't know, ^C#mMichael flyin' ^F#solo ^AMichael in the ^Bbathroom by ^Ahi^Bms^Ael^Bf!

^AKnock, knock, ^Bknock, knock ^AThey're gonna ^Bstart to shout soon ^AKnock, knock, ^Bknock, knock ^AOh hell yeah, ^BI'll be out soon

^BbKnock, knock, ^Cknock, knock [MICHAEL] ^BbIt sucks you l^Ceft me here alone-

^BbKnock, knock, ^Cknock, knock [MICHAEL] ^BbHere in this t^Ceenage battle zone-

^CClang, clang, ^Dclang, clang [MICHAEL] ^CI feel the pre^Dssure blowing up-

^CBang, bang, ^Dbang, bang [MICHAEL] ^CMy big mista^Dke was showing up-

^C#Splash, splas^D#h, splash, splash [MICHAEL] ^C#I throw some ^D#water in my face^C#m And I am in a better plac^F#e I go to open up the doo^Ar But I can't hear ^Bknocking Anymore

^G#mAnd I can't help but yearn For a different ^Btim^C#me ^B And then I ^G#mlook in the mirror And the ^G#mpresent is clearer And there's ^Ano denying, ^BI'm just-

At a ^Eparty Is there a ^Asadder ^Bsight than- ^E*h^Bums* ^C#mMichael in the ^Abathroom at a ^Eparty This is a ^Aheinous ^Bnight I wish I ^Astayed at home in bed watching ^Bcable porn Or wish I ^C#moffed myself instead Wish I was ^F#7never born! I'm just ^G#mMichael who's a ^G#loner So ^C#mhe must be a ^F#stoner ^G#mRides a PT ^G#Cruiser ^C#mGod he's such a ^F#loser ^G#mMichael flyin' ^G#solo ^C#mWho you think ^F#that you know ^AMichael in the ^Bbathroom by ^Ahi^Bms^Ael^Bf Oh, by ^Ahi^Bms^Ael^Bf Oh, by ^Ahi^Bms^Ael^Bf ^AAll you know ^Babout me ^Ais my ^Bname ^AAwesome party ^BI'm so glad I came E