Joe Iconis - Michael in the bathroom

^AI am hanging in the^B bathroom At the ^Abiggest party^B of the^C#m fall I could ^Astay right here or^B disappear and ^Anobody'd even^B notice at^E all

^AI'm a creeper in a^B bathroom cause my ^Abuddy kinda^B left me^C#m alone ^Abut I'd rather fake pee than stand^B awkwardly and ^Apretend to check a^B text on my^E phone

^AbmEverything felt fine when I was half of a ^Bpair and through no ^Abmfault of mine there's no other half ^Athere ^BNow I'm just

^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom ^C#mMichael in the ^Abathroom at a^E party Forget how ^Along its^B been I'm just ^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom ^C#mMichael in the ^Abathroom at a^Abm party No, you ^Acan't come^B in

I'm ^Awaiting it out 'til it's ^Btime to leave and ^C#mpicking at grout as ^F#7I softly grieve I'm just ^EMichael who you ^Abdon't know ^C#mMichael flying ^F#7solo ^AMichael in the^B bathroom by^A himself ^EAll ^Aby hi^C#mmself ^{A E A C#m A}

^AI am hiding, but he's^B out there Just ^Aignoring all our^B histor^C#my ^AMemories get^B erased and I'll get^E replaced with a ^Anewer cooler^B version of^C#m me

^AbmAnd I hear a drunk girl Singing along to Whitney through the ^Bdoor "I wanna dance with somebody!" And my ^Abmfeelings sink Cause it ^Amakes me ^Bthink Now there's ^Eno one to make fun of drunk girls ^Bwith anymore now it's just

^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom ^C#mMichael in the ^Abathroom at a^E party I half ^Aregret the^B beers ^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom ^C#mMichael in the ^Abathroom at a^E party As I choke ^Aback the^B tears I'll wait as ^Along as I need 'Til my^B face is dry Or I'll just ^C#mblame it on weed or something ^F#7in my eye I'm just ^AMichael who you^B don't know ^C#mMichael flyin' s^F#7olo ^C#mMichael in the b^Aathroom by hi^Emself

^AKnock, knock,^B knock, knock ^AThey're gonna^B start to shout soon ^AKnock, knock,^B knock, knock ^AAh hell yeah I'll be^B out soon ^BbKnock, knock, ^Cknock, knock ^BbIt sucks he ^Cleft me here alone ^BbKnock, knock, ^Bknock, knock ^BbHere in this ^Bteenage battlezone ^CClang, clang, ^Dclang, clang ^CI feel the ^Dpressure blowing up ^CBang, bang, ^Dbang, bang ^CMy big mis^Dtake was showing up ^C#Splash, splash, ^D#splash, splash I throw some water in ^C#mmy face And I am in a better ^F#7place I go to open up the ^Adoor But I can't hear knock^Bing ^AAnymore

^AbmAnd I can't help but yearn ^BFor a different time ^AbmAnd then I look in the mirror and the present is clear And there's ^Ano denying ^BI'm just

^C#m............^A..... at a^E party Is there a ^Asadder^B sight ^EMmmmmmm ^{B C#m}Michael in the ^Abathroom at a^B party This is a ^Aheinous^B night I wish I ^Astayed at home instead watching^B cable porn Or wish I ^C#moffed myself instead wish I was ^F#7never born I'm just ^AMichael who's a^B loner So ^C#mhe must be a ^F#7stoner ^ARides a PT Cru^Biser ^C#mGod, he's such ^F#7a loser ^AMichael flying^B solo ^C#mWho you think t^F#7hat you know ^C#mMichael in the ^Abathroom by^E himself ^EAll ^Aby hi^C#mmself ^{A E A C#m A E}All ^Aby hi^C#mmself ^{A E A C#m A A}All you know^B about me is my name ^AAwesome party^B I'm so glad I^E came