Joe Iconis - Michael in the bathroom

I am ^Amhanging in the ^Embathroom at the ^Ambiggest party of the ^Emfall I could ^Fstay right here or ^Amdisappear and n^Cobody'd even n^Amotice at all

I'm a c^Amreeper in a ^Embathroom 'cause my^Am buddy kinda left me ^Emalone But I'd ^Frather fake pee than stand^Am awkwardly or pr^Cetend to check a text on my p^Amhone

^FEverything felt fine ^Emwhen I was half of a ^Cpair Now through no ^Ffault of mine t^Emhere's no other half th^Cere

Now I'm just ^FMichael in the bathroom ^AmMichael in the bathroom at a pa^Crty ^AmForget how long it's been I'm just ^FMichael in the bathroom M^Amichael in the bathroom at a p^Carty ^AmNo you can't come in ^CI'm waiting it out 'til it's ^Emtime to leave ^CAnd picking at grout as I ^Fsoftly grieve I'm just^C Michael who you ^Amdon't know M^Cichael flyin' solo Mi^Fchael in the bathroom by himself Oh by himse^Clf

I am hi^Amding but he's o^Emut there just ig^Amnoring all our h^Emistory Memories ^Fget erased and I'll ^Amget replaced with a ne^Cwer cooler version of me ^Am And I h^Amear a drunk girl sing ^Emalong to ^AmWhitney through the ^Emdoor - ^AmI wanna dance with somebody And my ^Ffeelings sink 'cause it ^Ammakes me think now there's n^Co one to make fun of d^Amrunk girls with anymore

Now it's just ^FMichael in the ^Ambathroom Mi^Cchael in the bathroom at a party ^AmI half regret the beers ^FMichael in the bathroom Michael in the b^Amathroom at a p^Carty ^AmAs I choke back the tears ^CI'll wait as long as I need until my f^Face is dry Or I'll just^C blame it on weed or something i^Fn my eye I'm just ^CMichael who you don't know M^Amichael flyin' solo ^CMichael in the bathroom by ^Fhimself

^AmKnock kn^Amock knock^Am knock ^{Am C}They're gonna start to shout soon ^AmKnock kn^Amock knock^Am knock ^{Am C}Oh hell yeah I'll be out soon

^AKnock k^Anock kn^Aock kno^Ack ^FIt sucks you left me here alone ^AKnock k^Anock kn^Aock kno^Ack ^FHere in this teenage battle zone

^EClang c^Elang cl^Eang cla^Eng ^FI feel the pressure blowing up ^EBang b^Eang ba^Eng ban^Eg ^FMy big mistake was showing up

^AmSplash sp^Amlash splas^Amh splas^Amh F Em * I throw some water in my face F * And I am in a better place Em * I go to open up the door But I can't hear knocking ^FAnymore

And I can't ^Amhelp but ^Emyearn For a ^Cdifferent ^Amtime And then I ^Clook in the ^Ammirror And the ^Cpresent is ^Amclearer And there's no ^Fdenying I^C'm just

^CAt a party ^AmIs there a sadder sight than *^Fhum^Ams* ^FMichael in the^Am bathroom at a ^Cparty

This is a^Am heinous night I wish I ^Fstayed at home in bed watching ^Ccable porn Or wish I ^Amoffed myself instead Wish I was ^Cnever born I'm just M^Amichael who's a ^Floner So ^Amhe must be a s^Ctoner ^AmRides a PT ^FCruiser ^AmGod he's such a ^Closer ^AmMichael flyin' ^Fsolo ^AmWho you think that y^Cou know ^AmMichael in the ^Fbathroom by ^Chimself ^COh by hims^Felf ^COh by him^Fself ^CAll you k^Fnow about me is my name ^CAwesome p^Farty ^CI'm so ^Fglad I cam^Ce