Flight of the Conchords - A kiss is not a contract

^GA kiss is not a ^Ccontract but it's v^Dery nice Mmmmm very nice ^GJust because you've been ex^Cploring my mouth Doesn't ^Dmean you get to take an expedition further south no

^GA kiss is not a ^Ccontract but it's v^Dery nice It's very very nice ^GJust because we've been ^Cplaying tonsil hockey Doesn't ^Dmean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys

^EmOh just because I'm in a two man ^Dnovelty band Doesn't mean it's all about ^Cpoontang I can't go round loving ^B7everyone I just wouldn't get ^Aanything done ^Em

^EmYou can take me out to dinner that might ^Dbe quite nice you could buy me a burrito and some ^Cbeans and rice but that won't get you into pants ^B7paradise They ^Acall it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh

^GA kiss is not a ^Ccontract but it's v^Dery nice It's very very nice

^GI'm only one ^Cman b^Daby pretty baby ^GWe're only two ^Cmen l^Dadies Oh pretty babies^{G C D G}