Flight of the Conchords - A Kiss is Not a Contract Tabbed by: Scones Email: sconez@gmail.com Tuning: Standard F F G D F* G* D E7 e--3--0--2--7----3----5---0----2---| B--0--1--3--8----5----7---2----4---| G--0--0--2--9----5----7---2----2---| D--0--2--0--9----5----7---2----4---| A--2--3--x--7----3----5---x----2---| E--3--x--x--x----x----x---x----x---|

^FA kiss is not a ^Fcontract, but it's ^Gvery nice Mmmmm, very nice ^FJust because you've been ex^Fploring my mouth Doesn't ^Gmean you get to take an expedition further south, no

^FA kiss is not a ^Fcontract, but it's ^Gvery nice It's very, very nice ^FJust because we've been ^Fplaying tonsil hockey Doesn't ^Gmean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys

Am G* Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band

Doesn't mean it's all about ^Fpoontang I can't go round loving ^E7everyone I just wouldn't get ^Danything done ^Am

Am G* You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice

you could buy me a burrito and some ^Fbeans and rice but that won't get you into pants ^E7paradise A (strum all once) They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh

^FA kiss is not a ^Fcontract, but it's ^Gvery nice It's very, very nice

^FI'm only one ^Fman, ^Gbaby, pretty baby ^FWe're only two ^Fmen, ^Gladies, Oh pretty babies^F ^F ^G ^F

Flight of the Conchords - A kiss is not a contract