Flight of the Conchords - A Kiss is Not a Contract Tabbed by: Scones Email: sconez@gmail.com Tuning: Standard G C D E C* D* A B7 e--3--0--2--7----3----5---0----2---| B--0--1--3--8----5----7---2----4---| G--0--0--2--9----5----7---2----2---| D--0--2--0--9----5----7---2----4---| A--2--3--x--7----3----5---x----2---| E--3--x--x--x----x----x---x----x---|

^GA kiss is not a ^Ccontract, but it's ^Dvery nice Mmmmm, very nice ^GJust because you've been ex^Cploring my mouth Doesn't ^Dmean you get to take an expedition further south, no

^GA kiss is not a ^Ccontract, but it's ^Dvery nice It's very, very nice ^GJust because we've been ^Cplaying tonsil hockey Doesn't ^Dmean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys

Em D* Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band

Doesn't mean it's all about ^Cpoontang I can't go round loving ^B7everyone I just wouldn't get ^Aanything done ^Em

Em D* You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice

you could buy me a burrito and some ^Cbeans and rice but that won't get you into pants ^B7paradise A (strum all once) They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh

^GA kiss is not a ^Ccontract, but it's ^Dvery nice It's very, very nice

^GI'm only one ^Cman, ^Dbaby, pretty baby ^GWe're only two ^Cmen, ^Dladies, Oh pretty babies^G ^C ^D ^G

Flight of the Conchords - A kiss is not a contract