Flight of the Conchords - A kiss is not a contract

^CA kiss is not a ^Fcontract, but it's ^Gvery nice Mmmmm, very nice ^CJust because you've been ex^Fploring my mouth Doesn't ^Gmean you get to take an expedition further south, no

^CA kiss is not a ^Fcontract, but it's ^Gvery nice It's very, very nice ^CJust because we've been ^Fplaying tonsil hockey Doesn't ^Gmean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys

^AmOh just because I'm in a two man ^Gnovelty band Doesn't mean it's all about ^Fpoontang I can't go round loving ^E7everyone I just wouldn't get ^Danything done ^Am

^AmYou can take me out to dinner that might ^Gbe quite nice you could buy me a burrito and some ^Fbeans and rice but that won't get you into pants ^E7paradise D (strum all once) They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh

^CA kiss is not a ^Fcontract, but it's ^Gvery nice It's very, very nice

^CI'm only one ^Fman, ^Gbaby, pretty baby ^CWe're only two ^Fmen, ^Gladies, Oh pretty babies^{C F G C}