"Weird Al" Yankovic - Foil

I never seem to ^Afinish all my food I always ^Gget a doggie bag from the ^Dwaiter So I just ^Akeep what's still unchewed And I take it ^Ghome, save it for ^Dlater

But then I deal with ^Afungal rot, bacterial formation Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation ^GI don't care, I've got a ^Dsecret trick up my sleeve I never bother with ^Abaggies, glass jars, tupperware containers Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer ^GI just like to keep all my ^Dflavors sealed in tight

With aluminum ^Afoil (foil) Never settle for less That kind of ^Gwrap is just the best To keep your ^Dsandwich nice and fresh Stick it in your ^Acooler (cooler) Eat it when you're ready But maybe you'll ^Gchoose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose) A re^Dfreshing herbal tea

Oh, by the ^Away, I've cracked the code I've figured ^Gout these shadow organi^Dzations And the Illuminati ^Aknow That they're finally ^Gprimed for world domi^Dnation

And soon you've got black ^Ahelicopters coming 'cross the border Puppet masters for the New World Order ^GBe aware: there's always ^Dsomeone that's watching you And still the government ^Awon't admit they faked the whole moon landing Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning ^GDon't mind that, I'm pro^Dtected cause I made this hat

From aluminum ^Afoil (foil) Wear a hat that's foil lined In case an ^Galien's inclined To probe your ^Dbutt or read your mind Looks a bit ^Gpeculiar ('culiar) Seems a little crazy But someday I'll ^Gprove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove) There's a ^Dbig conspiracy