"Weird Al" Yankovic - Foil

I never seem to ^Bbfinish all my food I always ^Abget a doggie bag from the ^Ebwaiter So I just ^Bbkeep what's still unchewed And I take it ^Abhome, save it for ^Eblater

But then I deal with ^Bbfungal rot, bacterial formation Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation ^AbI don't care, I've got a ^Ebsecret trick up my sleeve I never bother with ^Bbbaggies, glass jars, tupperware containers Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer ^AbI just like to keep all my ^Ebflavours sealed in tight

With aluminum ^Bbfoil (foil) Never settle for less That kind of ^Abwrap is just the best To keep your ^Ebsandwich nice and fresh Stick it in your ^Bbcooler (cooler) Eat it when you're ready But maybe you'll ^Abchoose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose) ^Eb A refreshing herbal tea

Oh, by the ^Bbway, I've cracked the code I've figured ^About these shadow organi^Ebzations And the Il^Bbluminati know That they're finally ^Abprimed for world domi^Ebnation

And soon you've got black ^Bbhelicopters come across the border Puppet masters for the New World Order ^AbBe aware: there's always ^Ebsomeone that's watching you And still the government ^Bbwon't admit they faked the whole moon landing Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning ^AbDon't mind that, I'm protec^Ebted cause I made this hat

From aluminum ^Bbfoil (foil) Wear a hat that's foil lined In case an ^Abalien's inclined To probe your ^Ebbutt or read your mind Looks a bit pe^Bbculiar ('culiar) Seems a little crazy But someday I'll ^Abprove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove) ^Eb There's a big conspiracy