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I never seem to Bbfinish all my food
I always get a Abadd9doggie bag from the Ebwaiter
So I just Bbkeep what's still unchewed
And I take it Abadd9home, save it for Eblater
But then I deal with Bbfungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation
I don't Abadd9care, I've got a Ebsecret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with Bbbaggies, glass jars, Tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just Abadd9like to keep Eball my flavors sealed in tight
With aluminum Bbfoil (foil)
Never settle for less
That kind of Fadd9wrap is just the best
To keep your Ebsandwich nice and fresh
Stick it in your Bbcooler (cooler)
Eat it when you're ready
But maybe you'll Abadd9choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll Ebchoose)
A refreshing herbal tea
[Sip] Mmm, lovely!
Oh, by the Bbway, I've cracked the code
I've figured Abadd9out these shadow organiEbzations
And the ABbluminati know
That they're finally Abadd9primed for world domiEbnation
And soon you've got black Bbhelicopters come across the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Abadd9Be aware: there's always Ebsomeone that's watching you
And still the government Bbwon't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Abadd9Don't mind that, I'm proEbtected cause I made this hat
From aluminum Bbfoil (foil)
Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an Fadd9alien's inclined
To probe your Ebbutt or read your mind
Looks a bit peBbculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll Abadd9prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll Ebprove)
There's a big conspiracy