The Wombats - Kill the director

^F*I've met someone that makes me feel seasick ^C*Oh, what a skill to have, o^G*h, what a skill to have ^F*So, many skills that make her distinctive ^C*But they're not mine to have, n^G*o, they're not mine ^FWhenever she looks I read the nearest paper ^CNo, I don't care about the soaps ^GNo, I don't care about the soaps ^{F C}Though I'm acting like I'm in an East^GEnders episode

^CIf this is a rom-com ^GKill the director

^CIf this is a rom-com ^GKill the director, ple^Fase

^FCarrots help us see much better in the dark Don't ^Ctalk to girls, they'll ^Gbreak your heart And ^Fthis is my head and this is my spout ^CThey work together, ^Gthey can't figure anything out ^FSo, with the angst of a teenage band ^CHere's another song about a ^Ggender I'll never understand ^{F C*}Here's another song about a ^G*gender I'll never understand

^CIf this is a rom-com ^GKill the director

^CIf this is a rom-com ^GKill the director

^CIf this is a rom-com ^GKill the director, please

^FThis is no ^AmBridget Jones ^CThis is no ^GBridget, Bridget ^FThis is no ^AmBridget Jones ^CThis is no ^GBridget, Bridget (x3) ^FThis is no ^AmBridget Jones ^CThis is no B^F*ridget, Bridget J^C*ones