The Wombats - Kill the director

^EI've met someone that makes me feel seasick ^BOh what a skill to have ^F#Oh what a skill to have ^ESo many skills that make her distinctive ^BBut they're not mine to have ^F#No they're not mine

^EWhenever she looks i read the nearest paper ^BNo i don't care about the soaps ^F#No i don't care about the soaps ^{E B}Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders e^F#pisode

^BIf this is a rom-com ^F#Kill the director ^{E D#m B}If this is a rom-com ^F#Kill the director please ^E

^ECarrots help us see much better in the dark ^{D#m B}Don't talk to girls; they'll break y^F#our heart ^EAnd this is my head and this is my spout ^{D#m B}They work together; they can't^F# figure anything out

^ESo with the angst of a teenage band ^BHere's another song about a gender i'll ^F#never understand ^{E B}Here's another song about a gender i'll n^F#ever understand

^BIf this is a rom-com ^F#Kill the director ^{E D#m B}If this is a rom-com ^F#Kill the director ^{E D#m B}If this is a rom-com ^F#Kill the director please ^B

^EThis is no Bri^D#mdget Jones ^G#mThis is no ^ABridget Bridget ^EThis is no Bri^D#mdget Jones ^G#mThis is no ^ABridget Bridget ^EThis is no Bri^D#mdget Jones ^G#mThis is no ^ABridget Bridget ^EThis is no Bri^D#mdget Jones ^G#mThis is no ^ABridget Bridget ^EThis is no Bri^D#mdget Jones ^G#mThis is no ^ABridget Bridget ^EThis is no Bri^D#mdget Jones ^G#mThis is no ^ABridget ^EBridget Jones ^D#m A E