These are alternative chords, not the ones used by The Wombats, even when playing They were transcribed by Carlos Iniesta, for his cover of the song. This can be found, and referred to for strumming patterns, here: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hqjsSuGX4 All the chords are based on his version, which he kindly shared with me. I think it's an version than the other acoustic, for anyone who isn't very good yet :)

^DI've met someone who makes me feel seasick ^AOh What a skill to have ^EOh what a skill ^DTo have so many skills that make her distinctive ^ABut they're not mine to have ^ENo they're not mine ^DWhenever she looks I read the nearest paper ^ABut I don't care about the ^Esoaps No I don't care about the ^Dsoaps ^AThough I'm acting like I'm in an ^EEastenders episode

D C#m

^AIf this is a rom-com ^EKill the director! D C#m ^AIf this is a rom-com ^EKill the director, ^Aplease!

^DCarrots help us see much better in the dark ^ADon't talk to girls they'll break your heart ^EAnd this is my head ^DAnd this is my scalp ^AWhen they work together ^EThey can't figure anything out! ^DSo with the angst of a teenage band ^AHere's another song about a gender I'll never under-^Estand ^AHere's another song about a gender ^EI'll never understand

D C#m

^AIf this is a rom-com ^EKill the director! D C#m ^AIf this is a rom-com ^EKill the director! D C#m ^AIf this is a rom-com ^EKill the director, ^Aplease!

^DThis is no ^C#mBridget Jones ^F#This is no ^GBridget Bridget ^DThis is no ^C#mBridget Jones ^F#This is no ^GBridget Bridget ^DThis is no ^C#mBridget Jones ^F#This is no ^GBridget Bridget Jones

The Wombats - Kill the director