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Tuning: G C E A
DThis is a song fGbmor the ladies EmBut fellas lisAten closely
DYou don't always Gbmhave to fuck her hard In EmFact sometimes that's not Aright to do DSometimes you gotta Gbmmake some love EmAnd fuckin give her some smoAoches too
BmSometimes you got to Gsqueeze BmSometimes you got to say Gplease DSometimes you got to say Ahey
I'm gonna Dfuck you soGbmftly EmI'm gonna screw you Agently I'm gonna Dhump you swGbmeetly I'm gonna Emball you diAscretely
BmAnd then you say heyG I brought you flowers DAnd then you say waiAt a minute sally BI think I got soGmething in my teeth could you geEmt it out for me AThat's fuckin' Teamwork
DWhat's your favorite poGbmsish EmThat's cool with me it's not my Afavorite but I'll do it for Dyou What's your favorite diGbmsh I'm not gonna Emcook it but I'll order it from AZanzibar
And Bmthen I'm gonna love you comGpletely And Dthen I'll fuckin' fuck you disAcretely And Bmthen I'll fuckin bone you comGpletely But Dthen I'm gonna fEmuuuuck yooAoouu haaaaCaaaaaGard D Bb7haaaaaaaaaaaaCaaaaaaaaaaaaaaDrd!