Tenacious D -- "Fuck Her Gently" 4/09/2002 Tabs by John Prichard - spankenstein@hotmail.com http://www.live365.com/stations/290215 NOTE: There's a "near chord" transcribed as F#m that is probably not technically F#m... The other tabs of this song are atrociously done by and large, and don't sound anything like the tune, though the best so far is definitely by Broder, who did some detective work and close listening. These tabs clear up the ending of the song for those of you who want it to sound "just right". Anyone is welcome to build off of these tabs.

^DYou don't always ^F#mhave to f*** her hard, In ^EmFact sometimes that's not ^Aright ... to do. ^DSometimes you gotta ^F#mmake some love ^Em And fuckin give her some ^Asmooches too

^BmSometimes you got to ^Gsqueeze ^BmSometimes you got to say ^Gplease ^DSometimes you got to say ^Ahey:

I'm gonna ^Dfuck you .... ^F#msoftly ^EmI'm gonna screw you ^Agently I'm gonna ^Dhump you.... ^F#msweetly I'm gonna ^Emball you ... ^Adiscretely---

^Bm And then you say, ^GHey I brought you flowers ^D And then you say, ^AWait a minute sally! ^B I think I got ^Gsomething in my teeth could you ^Emget it out for me' ^AThat's fuckin' Teamwork!

^DWhat's your favorite po^F#msish' ^EmThat's cool with me it's not my ^Afavorite but I'll do it for ^Dyou What's your favorite di^F#msh' I'm not gonna ^Emcook it but I'll order it from ^AZanzibar!

And ^Bmthen I'm gonna love you com^Gpletely And ^Dthen I'll fuckin' f*** you dis^Acretely And ^Bmthen I'll fuckin bone you com^Gpletely But ^Dthen...

Em A C G D I'm gonna f*** ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------

^Bb7haaaaaaaaaaaa^Caaaaaaaaaaaaaa^Drd!!!!

Tenacious D - Fuck her gently