Tenacious D - Fuck her gently

^CYou don't always ^Amhave to fuck her hard, In ^DmFact sometimes that's not ^Gright ... to do. ^CSometimes you gotta ^Ammake some love ^Dm And fuckin give her some ^Gsmooches too

^AmSometimes you got to ^Fsqueeze ^AmSometimes you got to say ^Fplease ^CSometimes you got to say ^Ghey:

I'm gonna ^Cfuck you .... ^Amsoftly ^DmI'm gonna screw you ^Ggently I'm gonna ^Chump you.... ^Amsweetly I'm gonna ^Dmball you ... ^Gdiscretely---

^Am And then y ^F ou say, Hey I brought you flowers ^C And then you say, ^GWait a minute sally! ^C I think I got ^Fsomething in my teeth could you ^Dmget it out for me' ^GThat's fuckin' Teamwork!

^CWhat's your favorite po^Amsish' ^DmThat's cool with me it's not my ^Gfavorite but I'll do it for ^Cyou What's your favorite di^Amsh' I'm not gonna ^Dmcook it but I'll order it from ^GZanzibar!

And ^Amthen I'm gonna love you com^Fpletely And ^Cthen I'll fuckin' fuck you dis^Gcretely And ^Amthen I'll fuckin bone you com^Fpletely But ^Cthen...