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Standard tuning, No capo needed E|A|D|G|B|e Eb5:x|6|8|8|x|x Ab5:4|6|6|x|x|x Cm :x|3|6|6|5|3 Ab :4|7|7|6|4|4 Eb :x|6|8|8|8|6 INTRO: Mute | Eb5 | Mute | Eb5 | Mute | Eb5
Eb5Missed my alarm clock ringing Woke up, telephone screaming Ab5Boss man singing his same old Eb5song
Eb5Drove in late about an hour No cup of coffee, no shower Ab5Walk of shame with two different shoes on Eb5
Now it is Cmpoor me, why me, oh me Boring the Absame old worn out blah, blah story There's nEbo good explanation for it at Bball
EbAin't no rhyme or reason BbNo complicated meaning CmAin't no need to over think it AbLet go lBbaughing
EbLife don't go quite like you planned it BbWe try so hard to understand it The CmIrrefutable, Bbindisputable Ab (N.C.) Eb5 Fact is psssh it happens
Eb5My trusty rusty had a flat I borrowed my neighbor's Cadillac I'll Ab5be right back Going down to Eb5Wally World
Eb5That yellow light turned red too quickly Knew that truck the moment it hit me Ab5Out stepped my ex and his new Eb5girl
(Spoken)'Sorry 'bout your neck baby'
Now it is Cmpoor me, why me, oh me Boring the Absame old worn out blah, blah story There's nEbo good explanation for it at Bball
EbAin't no rhyme or reason BbNo complicated meaning CmAin't no need to over think it AbLet go lBbaughing
EbLife don't go quite like you planned it BbWe try so hard to understand it The CmIrrefutable, Bbindisputable AbFact is it Cmhappens
Cm|Ab|Eb|Bb
EbAin't no rhyme or reason BbNo complicated meaning CmAin't no need to over think it Ab(N.C) Bb Let go laughing
EbLife don't go quite like you planned it BbWe try so hard to understand it The CmIrrefutable, Bbindisputable AbFact is Oh, the irreCmfutable, iBbndisputable CmAbsoluteable, Bbtotally beautiful Ab (N.C.) Eb5 Fact is psssh it happens