capo on first fret *muted strums* *alternate between muted strums and D* Dsus2 D (X8)

^Dmissed my alarm clock ringing, woke up telephone screaming ^Gboss man singing his same old ^Dsong

^Drolled in late 'bout an hour, no cup of coffee, no shower ^Gwalk of shame with two different shoes ^Don.

now its ^Bmpoor me, why me, oh me boring the ^Gsame old worn out blah blah story

there's ^Dno good explanation for it at ^Aall. ^Daint no rhyme or reason, ^Ano complicated meaning

^Bmaint no need to overthink it, ^Glet go l^Aaughing ^Dlife dont go quite like you plan it

^Awe try so hard to understand it Bm A G G (stop)D the irrefutable, indisputable fact is, pshh it happens.

my ^Dtrusty rusty had a flat, i bor'wed my neighbor's cadillac i'll ^Gbe right back, going down to wally ^Dworld

that ^Dyellow light turned red too quickly knew that truck the moment it hit me

^Gout stepped my ex and his new ^Dgirl (spoken: sorry 'bout your neck, baby.)

now its ^Bmpoor me, why me, oh me boring the ^Gsame old worn out blah blah story

there's ^Dno good explanation for it at ^Aall. ^Daint no rhyme or reason, ^Ano complicated meaning

^Bmaint no need to overthink it, ^Glet go l^Aaughing ^Dlife dont go quite like you plan it

^Awe try so hard to understand it the ^Bmirrefutable, ^Aindisputable ^Gfact is, it ^Bmhappens.

Bm G D A

^Daint no rhyme or reason, ^Ano complicated meaning Bm G (stop) A aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing

^Dlife dont go quite like you plan it ^Awe try so hard to understand it

the ^Bmirrefutable, ^Aindisputable ^Gfact is oh, the ^Bmirrefutable, ^Aindisputable, ^Bmabsoluteable ^Atotally beautiful ^Gfact is

G (stop) D pshh, it happens. NOTE: any time there's just a D in a verse (not in a pre-chorus or chorus, only in a verse) you can continue the intro "Dsus2 D" pattern for authencity. listen to the track to hear how it sounds. :)

Sugarland - It happens